interesting search query on my girlfriends laptop

UrbanSoot · 2008-04-26 03:44:45

the trick is... you gotta stretch that ballsack skin TIGHT like a drum.

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Apr 26, 2008 | 09:32 PM

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the trick is... you gotta stretch that ******** skin TIGHT like a drum.

Apr 26, 2008 | 09:33 PM

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y8s is right. tryin to run the blades across when you're lookin like the back of an elbow is just asking to see blood somewhere you really don't like seein blood...

Apr 26, 2008 | 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by devin mac

y8s is right. tryin to run the blades across when you're lookin like the back of an elbow is just asking to see blood somewhere you really don't like seein blood...

I was going to say something to that affect but that's poetry

Apr 26, 2008 | 10:12 PM

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heh. glad you liked it. but it's damn true, you gotta bat-wing taht **** to make it work without cutting yourself :-)

Apr 26, 2008 | 10:30 PM

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lol....imagine what any guests that stumble upon this thread think. A bunch of miata guys that dropped the subject of vaginas, and went right on to ***** and dick....lol

NOW the banner fits the forum

Vash-

Apr 26, 2008 | 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by UrbanSoot

i went on her laptop to check my email and here what i found in browser.

discuss.

Tell her it's all about waxing these days... no pain, no gain!

Mark

Apr 26, 2008 | 11:28 PM

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Tell her it's all about waxing these days... no pain, no gain!

Mark

I'm telling you lazers are the way to go.... 5 mildly painful visits and you are set for life.

Apr 27, 2008 | 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Vashthestampede

lol....imagine what any guests that stumble upon this thread think. A bunch of miata guys that dropped the subject of vaginas, and went right on to ***** and dick....lol

NOW the banner fits the forum

Vash-

you know how we roll...

Apr 27, 2008 | 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by y8s

the trick is... you gotta stretch that ******** skin TIGHT like a drum.

y8 scores another sig...couldnt resist

Apr 27, 2008 | 04:18 AM

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The heterosexuality of this thread is decreasing with each post. This thread really had potential, too.

[IMG]http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/Thread-Gay-Alf.jpg[/IG]

Too true. I know way too much about the condition of their sack-hair. More talk about vag, less ball & shaft.

Apr 27, 2008 | 05:48 AM

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God, we are so gay on this forum.

Apr 27, 2008 | 09:19 AM

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y8 scores another sig...couldnt resist

for some reason that's got me literally laughing out loud right now.

well done.

Apr 27, 2008 | 10:16 AM

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Hey I'm here for the community.

Apr 27, 2008 | 10:34 AM

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This forum is great...it's like 4chan + cars!

Apr 27, 2008 | 10:40 AM

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without the CP and gore that is...

Apr 27, 2008 | 12:13 PM

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bat wing that ****

Apr 27, 2008 | 01:30 PM

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I'm gonna get botox on my *****, so when i go to **** a rando girl form the bar she can be like "they're smooth as eggs!" lol

Apr 27, 2008 | 06:42 PM

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my g/f thinks you guys are gay

i wonder why...

Apr 27, 2008 | 06:45 PM

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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...AAxM7jU&show=7

Apr 27, 2008 | 06:50 PM

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Personally, I'm thinking of getting that lazer treatment so they will be smooth as a baby's *** for life.[/QUOTE]

I'm scared of the lasers! I don't need cancer. I don't care how safe they say it is.Lol

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