Interview, I need help gays!
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If I do get the job, it means moving to the bay area. It's in Mill Valley, a few minutes north of the Golden Gate. Anybody need a roomy? No smoke, no pets, only half homo.
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I plan on calling him by his first name and avoiding calling him by any titles. For some reason "Thank you very much for _____" sounds better to me than "Thank you very much Sir for ______" I can be much more professional and punctual in real life. I just gay it up for you bros, comes with the Miata territory.
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I plan on calling him by his first name and avoiding calling him by any titles. For some reason "Thank you very much for _____" sounds better to me than "Thank you very much Sir for ______" I can be much more professional and punctual in real life. I just gay it up for you bros, comes with the Miata territory.
You're interviewing for a bitch role so skip all familiarities. Be formal, super polite, and respectful. Call him Mr. XYZ and sir. If I was interviewing some dumbass 20 year old with no experience you had better bet he had better display some fukin respect before I hire him and give him the chance to make a buck. Do not act like you are above doing anything that they ask you to do. Do not bootlick because it's pandering and annoying. Dispose of all thoughts that you are hot **** at all in any way because you aren't. When I interview someone arrogant they will suffer. Unless they actually are hot ****, which you aren't. There are many other people interviewing for the job too. Some are probably actually qualified. Some are probably overqualified. Unless you have some serious connection, you probably won't get the job. Act like you are asking some ****** ******* dad for the hand of his perfect ten daughter who he wants to keep for himself and like he has the shotgun in his hand.
All that said, best of luck.
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Went good. He liked me, thought I was funny. I was very respectable, but he was super easy to talk with. Turned it from a nervous experience into an enjoyable one. We talked about basic car stuff, and being punctual and dealing with rich snobby client base.
Should I write him a thank you email or letter? Any follow up advice?
Should I write him a thank you email or letter? Any follow up advice?
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Went good. He liked me, thought I was funny. I was very respectable, but he was super easy to talk with. Turned it from a nervous experience into an enjoyable one. We talked about basic car stuff, and being punctual and dealing with rich snobby client base.
Should I write him a thank you email or letter? Any follow up advice?
Should I write him a thank you email or letter? Any follow up advice?
and if you want the job, reiterate your eagerness and maybe toss out a ponit you particularly enjoyed about the interview. like this:
Dear Bob Noberson,
Thank you again for taking the time to sit down with me and discuss a career at Douchebag Enterprises. I really enjoyed seeing the inner workings of the company and learning about how you fondle secretaries under their desks. I think I could learn a lot from your expertise.
I want to express my sincere interest in taking on a position at Douchebag and becoming part of the team. I think I can offer a great perspective on fondling and really apply my skills with your secretaries.
Kind regards, (Don't thank him again duh)
Dolan Duck.
Thank you again for taking the time to sit down with me and discuss a career at Douchebag Enterprises. I really enjoyed seeing the inner workings of the company and learning about how you fondle secretaries under their desks. I think I could learn a lot from your expertise.
I want to express my sincere interest in taking on a position at Douchebag and becoming part of the team. I think I can offer a great perspective on fondling and really apply my skills with your secretaries.
Kind regards, (Don't thank him again duh)
Dolan Duck.
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Went good. He liked me, thought I was funny. I was very respectable, but he was super easy to talk with. Turned it from a nervous experience into an enjoyable one. We talked about basic car stuff, and being punctual and dealing with rich snobby client base.
Should I write him a thank you email or letter? Any follow up advice?
Should I write him a thank you email or letter? Any follow up advice?