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samnavy 11-05-2011 08:56 PM

It's Saturday night and I'm a bitch.
 
Me:
1. Sober.
2. Wife sick and puking.
3. No Miata in sight.
4. Dog has room-clearing farts.
5. Watching some HGTV homo paint a wall gold.
6. Gunshow today was so lame I almost bought a Hi-Point just to not walk out empty-handed.
7. Cars haven't been washed in months.
9. Making a meal of Rold Gold White-Dipped Honey Twists... a whole bag of FUCK YOU deliciousness.
10. Supply of Diet Mountain Dew approaching critical low.
11. Just saw Sarah Mclachlin animal cruelty commercial... rest of weekend is ruined.

On the bright side, I get to retire in 8.5 yrs. Already got my application for Home Depot ready.

18psi 11-05-2011 09:23 PM

1. Not sober
2. something
3. something
4. something
5. something
..
..
..
10. feels good man

rmcelwee 11-05-2011 09:40 PM

1. Not sober (of course)
2. Got bored with the LSU v. Alabama game and logged on to miataturbo.net
3. Have to work another 11 years (12 hours of it tomorrow)

10. Have my new WD TV Live Plus sitting here in the box...

gearhead_318 11-05-2011 09:44 PM

1. Sober, was supposed to be camping w/ 40's
2. Single
3. Miata has no turbo, little tire tread left.
4. Haven't begun career yet...


On the bright side, I haz xbox and internet for MT.

Joe Perez 11-05-2011 10:07 PM

1: Don Julio Aņejo
2: See #1

y8s 11-05-2011 10:24 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 792480)
1: Don Julio Aņejo
2: See #1

I am a fan. one of the few teqs I can sip straight and not make funny faces. silver don julio for margaritas when washing down mexican food.

1. two beers. effectively sober.
2. wife out of town in oakland at a hotel next to the rioters
3. back sore from replacing the top in the miata
4. cat alternating between snoring and slobbering on me
5. watching How Stuff Works about coffee. they mentioned a local coffee shop I used to go to on capitol hill that went out of business because the owner was guilty of tax evasion. nicholas cho of murky coffee. weird.
5b. coming up they're going to discuss Luwak coffee. ie shit coffee. you have to click on the link.
6. had a delicious grass fed burger from my new go-to gourmet burger place. parking blew.
7. upside: 700kB/s sustained downloads.
8. there is cold beer in the fridge and single and blended scotch on the shelf.
9. ????
10. profit.

budget racer 11-05-2011 10:44 PM

1. in bed keeping observation of dog that is sick after vaccinations
2. sober
3. wife is sleeping in other room with our 3 week old son
4. miata appears to already be stored for the winter
5. sober

MartinezA92 11-05-2011 10:45 PM

1. mountains of homework
2. turbo falling off
3. farts that burn my nose

yup.

Vashthestampede 11-05-2011 11:05 PM

1. Still have no power at my house.
2. Tree fell on our cars, mine with no insurance.
3. Miata still sits broken down inside the shop.
4. I'm still not finished painting the shop.
5. Got a call today from the LL that she wants the asshole body shop guy's doors painted by Wednesday.
6. I havent had an eBay sale in over a week.
7. Been sleeping on couches for a week now.
8. Laptop got a virus that took over an hour to get rid of.
9. ...........
10. Still have some herb left. :)

chpmnsws6 11-05-2011 11:27 PM

1.sober
2.laying in bed
3. Girlfriend has had a 3 week long migraine
4. A stack of cardiac flash cards sitting next to me I have to go thru before going to bed and I just can't leave MT.net.

budget racer 11-05-2011 11:51 PM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 792501)
1. Still have no power at my house.
2. Tree fell on our cars, mine with no insurance.
3. Miata still sits broken down inside the shop.
7. Been sleeping on couches for a week now.

vash wins

curly 11-05-2011 11:54 PM

1. worked 16 hours yesterday. 3pm-7am
2. woke up at 1pm after only 5 hours sleep!?!?
3. just woke up at 8pm after nap
4. work 11-7 tonight
5. obviously sober
6. coffee

FRT_Fun 11-05-2011 11:58 PM

1. Sober, but on a caffeine high.
2. Moving files to 4TB Raid setup.
3. Just pwnt on BF3.
4. Gonna go forage for food soon.
5. Not looking forward to next week for some reason.
6. Luckily only a 4 day week, then 3 days off.
8. I don't know.

AredMiata 11-06-2011 12:04 AM

1. Sober.
2. Just got done cruising on some Twisties with a few miata buddies.
3. Had to go additional 15 miles to new temp jiffy lube on demand.
4. Coolant leaks that randomly appear and dissappear.

twistytime 11-06-2011 12:10 AM

1.Manhattans and miller lites
2.gf out at the bar
3.miata looks at me from across the street
4.cat with cat nip addiction FTW
5.watching worlds toughest prisons..... no homo
6.waiting for hunting season
7. miata has mud dingleberries under the front wheel wells
8.extra hour of sleep
9.beef stroganoff..... btw honey pretzel twists and cream cheese is top notch
10.running out of beer and dry vermouth
11.bitch makes me wish sally struthers could be put down to save a pet


retire in 30-37 years if there is a country by then.....

thirdgen 11-06-2011 12:13 AM

1. Just got home from the Las Vegas SEMA show.
2. Let my dogs out after sneaking in the garage so they wouldn't think it was me.
3. Watched as they got all excited, because they probably thought I abandoned them since Sunday.
2. Have to unpack my shit and do like 3 loads of laundry.
3. Tomorrow I have to clean up my yard from the snowstorm damage of last weekend
4. No beer in house, only beer I had all day was 1 Sam Adams Octoberfest at the Dallas Airport around 3:00pm.
5. Just emailed my brother the youtube link for that Sarah Mclachlin animal cruelty commercial. I told him it was a funny video, and to watch it with his wife. Now him and his wife will cry themselves to sleep tonight, because I know they get really emotional whenever they see that commercial and they feel the need to go out and adopt another cat or dog.
6. Vash is the winner by far. I lost power for like 2 hours last Saturday which was a world record. Usually if I lose power, it's out for days. My parents live about 15 minutes away and they didn't have power until yesterday.

thirdgen 11-06-2011 12:15 AM


Originally Posted by AredMiata (Post 792521)
4. Coolant leaks that randomly appear and dissappear.

I drove my car to work last week and my temp gauage ran up real high then dropped down. I was like, "low coolant, nice". I filled it up with water after work and drove it home. I think my shitty rubber turbo water lines are in need of replacement.

turotufas 11-06-2011 04:46 AM

1. Soberish
2. Just got home
3. No bitches
4. No car
5. Fix clocks

flydaddyskidz 11-06-2011 05:30 AM

Shit! forgot about the clocks.
Up at 3:30 which was really 2:30 screwing around with Tunerstudio.
Brain clicking on at 2:30 am, trying to understand all of this tuning shit. Maybe it is time to start taking Ambien or sell the f'in car.

AredMiata 11-06-2011 12:16 PM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 792525)
I drove my car to work last week and my temp gauage ran up real high then dropped down. I was like, "low coolant, nice". I filled it up with water after work and drove it home. I think my shitty rubber turbo water lines are in need of replacement.

I am having a similar problem, but without the benefit of a turbo. Thanks for reminding me, I've been meaning to post a thread about that. Mine doesn't go really high, just up a bit.


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