this thread makes me want to hold a baby chimp while it picks my nose and eats my boogers....yes, there's a .gif for that

 

thats random!

i makes me wanna go on a infant puching spree!

 

this thread is now diamonds.


DIAMONDS!

Actually, making this a one liner cliche thread sounds fun, too.

 

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies, and a truck full of bowling *****?

You can't unload the bowling ***** with a pitch fork.

 

You ever fucked a girl with down syndrome?

 

i don't want a girl with downs, i want a girl with epilepsy. turn that strobe on when tapping that, JUST IMAGINE THE MUSCLE CONTRACTIONS!

 

I'm gay.

 

that's so cliche......

 

No more dead baby jokes? This thread is starting to fail...I need to hear at least 3 more before I unleash the greatest dead baby joke ever.

 

i say you should unleash it now!

 

WonTon is right. The word "random" is an overused cliche' in just one word.

Edit: Notice my sig is sporting both the dead horse being beaten and a reference to Down's Syndrome. I'm so hip...

 

"Is a bird in a hand worth two in the bush?"

 

 

your so ahead of the times man!

 

There must be anticipation before I tell it, and I'm not seeing anticipation around here.

 

Page two was pretty good, with just a couple exceptions.

18psi - I may not get to declare it, but I can advise you that it is not funny. It's been done to death. But hey - if you get your kicks recycling Dane Cook jokes, more power to you. It's really funny, all of the middle schoolers must think you're the coolest.

Neogen - Brain wasn't annoying me, but it was clear he *thought* he was, hence the explanations. But w/e. This thread is mostly fail now. Some good pics though.

 

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW



This thread was fail from the very 1st post. Its a pathetic emo ***** whine about how we are all not funny and blah blah blah.

The expressions in question may not be funny, but making a thread about it basically declaring that they shouldn't be used anymore isn't going to do diddly squat. Then whining about how other people are not funny or reuse other people's jokes......Are you on your period?


Either post funny **** and lead by example or stfu.


Oh and this is a serious post btw. I have respect for you so I won't troll this thread anymore, but seriously: this **** is weak.

 

I must be

I didn't sleep much the last few days, as a matter of fact didn't sleep at all last night. But hey - at least I got to sit on a C17 for 3 hours only to have the flight canceled. Gah.

You're right though, it is some emo BS and it probably wasn't threadworthy. I have respect for you too, and it is pretty weak, agreed. Sleepy me thought it was a great thread..

 

18psi is a faggette with a slow miata. No respect from Bonder.

 

koto, dont sweat it. you're right.

and in the spirit of the thread: haters gon hate.