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Old 01-26-2010, 11:10 PM   #1
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I couldn't figure out what was so funny from the title or the pics, then I started reading... ow.
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HELO dont waste my time ok, cuz i want funny ****, and that was like pathetic **** like HELO


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Old 01-26-2010, 11:40 PM   #4
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Clearly that man is Hispanic.
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Helo thats racist helo!
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Helo thats racist helo!
Hola hablo espanol y tiene steelies hola
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Old 01-27-2010, 12:39 AM   #7
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Cool car, too bad a bean eater owns it.
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I thought it was a nice car too but after reading that I don't even want to know how he put that car together
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Old 01-27-2010, 11:30 AM   #9
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This posting has been flagged for removal
(The title on the listings page will be removed in just a few minutes.)
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Old 01-27-2010, 01:24 PM   #10
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Been removed:-(
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Did nobody archive it?
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I missed another one... :(
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Did nobody archive it?
I was too busy laughing. Maybe google cached it?
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Old 01-27-2010, 05:19 PM   #14
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Nope google didn't cache it... I found the listing on google but no option to view it cached... this is all I could get, not sure if it is even the same thing since I didn't get to view it:

WHAT GOOD LOOK HAVE NICE EF9 JDM B18C VTEC SO IS VTEC POPS 4500 NASTY AND FAST AND CLEAN CRX AROUND HELO CRX SIIIIIIIIIIII BLACKKKKKKKKKKK

seems like he posted something else also:

YES VTEC POPS HARD A 4500 HELO JDM GSR ANITHIN CALL OR TEX DONT WASE MY TIME WITH STP QUESTIONS VTEC B18C YI LSD TRANNY SHINE BLACK NO RUST
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those are both from the listing HELO!
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No body ******* got this **** before it was taken down!? Good looking out, ********. Helo!
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What a bunch of ******* losers! You guys got me all worked up to see something funny and all I find is "This posting has been flagged for removal". I hate you all!
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'Yall ****** can thank me later.
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This should clear things up for those late to the party.
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Wonder why the ad got flagged?

For a blast from the past, here was my often flagged ad for my turbo Miata. You can see the pics and background on the ad here:

http://www.lightweightmiata.com/beast/craigslist/





LIGHTWEIGHT TURBOCHARGED 1991 MIATA RACECAR - $4500

Yes, I am selling my pride and joy. The car that I have sweated my *** off while building over the last 5 years. During that time I have gashed my head open, busted my knuckles, dripped oil in my eyes, and racked my shins on the lift while getting this car as light and as fast as I can. Why am I selling it? Because my wife thinks her precious new car should sit in the garage while mine sits outside with stray dogs pissing on it. Yeah, urine does wonders for racing slicks. It makes me sick to my stomache to think one of you homos will be out on the track in my car while I sit here nutless with her on the couch watching Oprah. I tried selling it on Ebay but let's face it - you guys wouldn't know a good deal if it was jammed up your *** sideways. I actually had multiple people bidding less than $1000 for this thing. Are you guys ******* stupid? I've also advertised it on Craigslist before and it seems like you guys just don't get it. It is a ******* race car for Christ's sake!

Q: How much mileage does it get?
A: How the **** should I know and why should I give a ****! If you want to spend the weekend driving your "room mate" across state line to complete his sex change operation then this is probably the wrong car for you.

Q: Can I use it as a daily driver?
A: Are you stoned or something? I guess if you want to drive a car with no A/C, no PS, no windows/top/wipers/heat back and forth to work to be look cool you could try. The truth is that you are still a loser though and the car won't help. No wonder you didn't get that promotion to assistant night manager at Waffle House.

Q: Is that the gas tank in the trunk?
A: Hey dumbshit, the caption above the picture says that it is a reservoir tank for the water injection. That didn't stop the questions so I put text on the picture that clearly states this THREE TIMES and I still get asked. I swear to God that if I get asked that one more time I am going to start shooting.

Q: I have a Honda that is really fast.
A: Sure you do! I don't know why you are emailing to tell me this but I don't give a ****. My car will run circles around your peice of ****. I don't understand why you guys come up to me on the street and want to race. You have a big air filter on a bone stock engine and a coffee can sized chrome tip bolted on the end of your stock exhaust. Yeah, your car is really ******* fast! You see my exhaust? No you don't because it is a cherry bomb that dumps under the car. It is for airflow not show.

Q: Does the car have a turbo timer? I met a guy once who had one and he is now my hero.
A: No, I don't need a turbo timer because the turbo is water cooled. Stop with the turbo timer bullshit already. The car doesn't have a turbo timer, huge tach on the dash, stupid ******* wings on the back, or any APC stickers on it. That **** does not make your car fast and only makes you look like a douche.

Q: dUdE, dOeS yOuR sIcK rIdE hAvE NAWZ?
A: Shut the **** up! Your mother should have aborted you!

Q: Tell me more about your car.
A: Holy ****, someone actually asking a real question! Go to my website Red Beast - Lightweight Miata and look at the description and hundreds of pictures I took while building the car. If you still have questions drop me an email and I can answer anything you need to know.


20K MILES ON CRATE SHORTBLOCK & LOW COMP PISTONS
REBUILT HEAD, 3 ANGLE VALVE JOB, PORTED AND POLISHED
TORSEN REAR END WITH LATE MODEL SUBFRAME
FLYIN’ MIATA LINK FULL REPLACMENT PROGRAMMABLE ECU WITH 550 INJECTORS
DUAL FEED FUEL RAIL
FRESHLY REBUILT AND COATED T25/28 HYBRID TURBO
GREDDY TYPE-S BLOW OFF VALVE
FLYIN’ MIATA A/A INTERCOOLER
DEVIL’S OWN WATER INJECTION
CUSTOM FREE FLOWING EXHAUST
KYB AGX SHOCKS AND RACING SPRINGS
HARD DOG ROLL BAR
COMPETITION MOTOR MOUNTS
NEW WATER PUMP, TIMING BELT, OIL PUMP
LIGHT AND BALANCED FLYWHEEL
JACKSON RACING STAGE 1 CLUTCH
ALL METAL RADIATOR
PARALLEL COOLING FANS
STAINLESS BRAIDED BRAKE AND CLUTCH LINES
AXXIS ULTIMATE BRAKE PADS
TWO SETS OF STREET AND TRACK TIRES/WHEELS
Currently has Kumho Ecsta V700 215/50R13's on it for autocross
GRANT GT STEERING WHEEL, CUSTOM SHORT SHIFTER
ROLL BAR CAMERA MOUNTS AND RACING HARNESS
OVER 400 POUNDS OF WEIGHT REMOVED

MOST OF THE ENGINE WORK WAS DONE IN THE PAST 20K MILES. EVERYTHING ELSE WAS DONE IN THE PAST 5K MILES

CAR COMES WITH A LAPTOP COMPUTER (tablet PC) FOR TUNING
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