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Old 06-11-2009, 12:19 PM   #1
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...everytime you think that people can't be that stupid, they prove you wrong...

My motor is making some strange noises - LT1 - Htownracing --Home of Houston's Fastest Street Cars

Short version, guy short on oil during oil change adds oil additive instead and engine sounds like crap. Later realizes that it's brake fluid and to "clean" it out uses brake cleaner.
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Old 06-11-2009, 01:16 PM   #2
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Hahahaha

If you lived in Houston you would know this is normal for the progeny of Magnolia.

LMFAO at dipshit locals.
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Isn't Hustler from Houston? Does he have a Firebird?
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Old 06-11-2009, 01:35 PM   #4
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Isn't Hustler from Houston? Does he have a Firebird?
He's a transplant...but Dallas is full of dumbfucks too.

F-Bodies are REALLY big in our prospering street racing scene here, and just like the Honda crowd: for every 1 guy that knows what he's doing there are 10 kids just waiting to blow their **** up or wrap it around a telephone pole.

A local search of craigslist will net quite a few spun bearing motors most of the time.
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Old 06-11-2009, 01:36 PM   #5
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I didn't get to find out yet if it was just BS or not, but seriously....how can people be sooo ******* stupid?

Spraying brake clean into the motor!>?
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Old 06-11-2009, 01:52 PM   #6
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Even knowing people from Magnolia...this can't be real.
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lol but it leaves no residue : )
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I love how everybody is telling him to sell the car to some unsuspecting buyer. Yeah. I really appreciate that sort of thing being encouraged. Jackasses. Not to mention that LT1 motors are cheap. Or it'd be a good time to upgrade to an LS1. Morons.
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If the power steering fluid "steers the brake fluid out" and the trans fluid "automatically seats the rings" then why didn't the brake fluid "stop the problem"?


Dirtylt1 needs to fall off the face of the earth, land on the moon, and try to find a spot to hide in the center of a crater.

Last edited by -Banks-; 12-26-2009 at 04:15 PM. Reason: sorry to bring up a post from the past but once i read this, omfg..
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LOL @ Brake Fluid as oil... I love how that thread is 49 pages long.
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^LOLZ! I haven't seen that pic in forever...
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Isn't Hustler from Houston? Does he have a Firebird?
Yeah, only I haven't done anything stupid to my car, its reliable on the track, and its faster in every way than anything you'll ever own because you're a beta ------.
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******* banks
Stop reviving old threads ------
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Holy God... Just noticed the date. o.0
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Holy God... Just noticed the date. o.0

****, why is it im always missing those epic threads?! like the nos energy drink, the sand in the audi/vw motor, ******* kirk supra guy, rusted hood trend...

gotta admit its worth the second laugh though. that dude failed so hard..wonder how its running now.
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****, why is it im always missing those epic threads?! like the nos energy drink, the sand in the audi/vw motor, ******* kirk supra guy, rusted hood trend...

gotta admit its worth the second laugh though. that dude failed so hard..wonder how its running now.
Maybe you should go over there and sign-up to revive the thread by asking....report back to us with your findings.
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i fucked up, o well
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i fucked up, o well
So did the guy you just told to "fall off the face of the earth, land on the moon, and try to find a spot to hide in the center of a crater."

Oh the irony.
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Old 12-26-2009, 11:26 PM   #20
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ill get my rocketship ready...

this wasnt that epic of a fail though. plus, i dont have enough to get there
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