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Old 04-15-2007, 06:25 PM
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defensive much? (and not very witty)

http://www.miata.net/misc/girlscar.html
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Old 04-15-2007, 06:31 PM
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lol, **** you guys...catch me if you can is generally what I tell my friends who give me ****.

And they can't...and I'm NA...
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Old 04-15-2007, 06:35 PM
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i usally say " at least I paid for my car and not Mommy and Daddy." Then i think for second slap myself on the forehead and call myself ------.
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Old 04-15-2007, 06:37 PM
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miatas are great pickup lines. never met a girl who wouldn't go for a ride when asked.
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lmao..my current wanted one before we started dating
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Old 04-15-2007, 06:48 PM
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My girlfriend loves the car. Long as the top is up. The fire comes out in the redhead when her hair gets messed up because the top is down.

I've also not met anyone that thinks the miata is a girls car, except old fat guys that can't fit in them.
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my wife hates it and thinks im gay. then i laugh and "say it's faster than her prelude", then she laughs and says "I told you you're gay."
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Old 04-15-2007, 06:59 PM
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I cant beleive thats actually hosted and the guy put his email address up. ITs gotta be a joke.

I had some guy in an explorer talk **** about my car at a stop light, I just made out with my girlfriend while he talked... honestly i didn't realize he was talking to me till my girlfriend said something about it later.
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i want my two minutes back
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Old 04-15-2007, 10:18 PM
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i guess mr. loki is the only one on the same page as me.
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Brain, how did you find that?
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Originally Posted by Braineack
my wife hates it and thinks im gay. then i laugh and "say it's faster than her prelude", then she laughs and says "I told you you're gay."
That sounds like a healthy relationship
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Originally Posted by Loki047
I cant beleive thats actually hosted and the guy put his email address up. ITs gotta be a joke.

I had some guy in an explorer talk **** about my car at a stop light, I just made out with my girlfriend while he talked... honestly i didn't realize he was talking to me till my girlfriend said something about it later.
I actually had some dude in an explorer the other day that ******* though my slammed *** little car was the ****...his was jacked skyhigh. lol, the irony.
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When people call me a queer in traffic, I just ******* shoot them. I hope that queer dies of aids.
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what a sad ******. (the miata.net guy). I say we all take his email address and post it in 5 dodgy forums each - just to teach him a lesson.
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Originally Posted by Loki047
Brain, how did you find that?
searching miata centerforce dual friction clutch on google.
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That is just plain sad.

2) "Don't even talk to me unless your car can do 0-60 in 6 seconds"
yeah that really narrows down the field of people that can talk to you.

When people call me queer in traffic, I say 'Yeah so I'm homosexual. Big deal. I'm also HIV positive', then I spit at them, aiming for their mouth.
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Originally Posted by SloS13
That is just plain sad.


yeah that really narrows down the field of people that can talk to you.

When people call me queer in traffic, I say 'Yeah so I'm homosexual. Big deal. I'm also HIV positive', then I spit at them, aiming for their mouth.

can't contract hiv that way....try bleeding on them next time.


and what are you trying to imply? that hiv is a gayman's virus?
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Originally Posted by Braineack
can't contract hiv that way....try bleeding on them next time.

and what are you trying to imply? that hiv is a gayman's virus?
right, but you still wouldnt want someone with HIV spitting on you anyway. I'm not trying to imply anything but if someone was ignorant enough to judge your sexuality based on your car preference, they wouldn't be the hardest person to get a scare out of.
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Girls Car = Miata with a Sebring Supercharger...

Ya, he's pimpin' next to a mustang V6 but when that Trans Am with a six speed hands him his *** he still looks like a little bitch.

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