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Old 04-01-2010, 10:28 PM
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I'm talking about after all the house stuff is done. There is only so much you can do...laundry, take care of the kid, cook, clean...do schoolwork. The miata is running fine so not much to do there. The miata has always been my "hobby" but you really get to a certain point where you can only do so much at a time.
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buy and sell **** for a profit.

oh and learn how to lactate. that kid aint feedin itself.

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Sorry dude but you are now the bitch and your wife is going to leave you. No matter what women say, they will never respect a man who doesn't work and earn money. They especially will not respect a man that they support. It might last a little while but you just lost 2000 man points and are fucked no matter what.

Expect that she is already ******* someone else or soon will be. A woman just doesn't want to come home and see her man in an apron nursing a baby unless she has a fetish and is a man herself.

"House husband" is a much more humiliating phrase than "house wife". At least a house wife has an physical excuse to sit at home and get fat and ugly and leech off a man since she was born with breasts and a vagina so she births the baby and then feeds it.

Woman nowadays can support themselves monetarily, apparently even in Texas. Congratulations, you are setting men back to um um well it's never happened before. Men nor women in this country should be useless leeches off the labor and sweat of their partner. Both can contribute and should contribute financially and in childrearing.

Your kid will also grow up with screwed up sex-role-models in their mind. Personally, I think if you want to wear a tutu and sodomize yourself with grapefruits that is fine but that **** like being a "momdaddy" will **** with your kids mind.

Last. If you have time to ask "what should I do with my free time" you are being a worthless POS mooch and you deserve to be left by your wife. Obviously you're just a tick, a parasite, and the homedaddy thing is just an excuse for you to bitch out and disgrace yourself. Get off your *** and don't **** up three lives you selfish lazy ****.

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Old 04-02-2010, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by faeflora
Sorry dude but you are now the bitch and your wife is going to leave you. No matter what women say, they will never respect a man who doesn't work and earn money. They especially will not respect a man that they support. It might last a little while but you just lost 2000 man points and are fucked no matter what.

Expect that she is already ******* someone else or soon will be. A woman just doesn't want to come home and see her man in an apron nursing a baby unless she has a fetish and is a man herself.

"House husband" is a much more humiliating phrase than "house wife". At least a house wife has an physical excuse to sit at home and get fat and ugly and leech off a man since she was born with breasts and a vagina so she births the baby and then feeds it.

Woman nowadays can support themselves monetarily, apparently even in Texas. Congratulations, you are setting men back to um um well it's never happened before. Men nor women in this country should be useless leeches off the labor and sweat of their partner. Both can contribute and should contribute financially and in childrearing.

Your kid will also grow up with screwed up sex-role-models in their mind. Personally, I think if you want to wear a tutu and sodomize yourself with grapefruits that is fine but that **** like being a "momdaddy" will **** with your kids mind.

Last. If you have time to ask "what should I do with my free time" you are being a worthless POS mooch and you deserve to be left by your wife. Obviously you're just a tick, a parasite, and the homedaddy thing is just an excuse for you to bitch out and disgrace yourself. Get off your *** and don't **** up three lives you selfish lazy ****.
You sound jealous that you do not have a sugar-momma.
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Wow, teach your child everything you know.They are like sponges and will soak up everything and one day teach you new stuff.

Just enjoy and make your own way.
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Make videos like this, and make money off your offspring
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Originally Posted by shuiend
You sound jealous that you do not have a sugar-momma.

No, he is being a racist.
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How do you have a lot of time with a new born and all your duties at home. **** I'd think you'd have no time for anything between caring for your child, cooking, cleaning, laundry, running errands, studying / homework, school, etc. If you have extra time, I'd say spend it with your child. I also agree with the statement that said you will eventually feel bad about this situation for not being the primary household provider. I'm not sure why, but you will, every guy in a similar situation does. If they say they don't care or its not a big deal they're full of ****. I know in my situation I make decent money but my fiance makes about 5-10K more than I. Most of the time I don't give a ****, but sometimes it gets to me ....primarily when we get into it about where to allocate our money. I guess at those times I feel like I have less say because I "contribute" less. Then I reach down, touch my *****, think "I'm the man" and put my foot down . I think if I were in your situation where I was unemployed and not just making a few k less, I'd feel much worse. Come to think of it I'm going to feel a lot worse in about 2 years after she gets her masters and starts making 30K-40k more than me . I need to stop being a ***** and just get a different job....I could easily be making 10-15k more than I am now, but I like the job security I have now...
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Old 04-02-2010, 10:10 AM
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its your baby...
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Originally Posted by Cspence
How do you have a lot of time with a new born and all your duties at home. **** I'd think you'd have no time for anything between caring for your child, cooking, cleaning, laundry, running errands, studying / homework, school, etc. If you have extra time, I'd say spend it with your child. I also agree with the statement that said you will eventually feel bad about this situation for not being the primary household provider. I'm not sure why, but you will, every guy in a similar situation does. If they say they don't care or its not a big deal they're full of ****. I know in my situation I make decent money but my fiance makes about 5-10K more than I. Most of the time I don't give a ****, but sometimes it gets to me ....primarily when we get into it about where to allocate our money. I guess at those times I feel like I have less say because I "contribute" less. Then I reach down, touch my *****, think "I'm the man" and put my foot down . I think if I were in your situation where I was unemployed and not just making a few k less, I'd feel much worse. Come to think of it I'm going to feel a lot worse in about 2 years after she gets her masters and starts making 30K-40k more than me . I need to stop being a ***** and just get a different job....I could easily be making 10-15k more than I am now, but I like the job security I have now...
At least you are contributing. You sound like my friend who makes 50K steadily but his wife makes 100K and will soon make 130K. You're the bitch still, but you are the bitch with *****. The bitch with *****! The OP is a mouthbreathing wanna be welfare recipient.
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bitch with ***** = tranny
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Old 04-02-2010, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by faeflora
At least you are contributing. You sound like my friend who makes 50K steadily but his wife makes 100K and will soon make 130K. You're the bitch still, but you are the bitch with *****. The bitch with *****! The OP is a mouthbreathing wanna be welfare recipient.
I've been in that position many years ago. Things can get kinda weird when she makes twice what you do.....
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Old 04-02-2010, 11:50 AM
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I'm not really worried about it. As a commercial pilot that is working on his CFI and will be interning with American in the fall, I am not exactly too caught up by the fact that she, for one brief point in her life, made more than me.

As regards to the baby, they sleep like 16-20 hours a day so you do develop quite a bit of free time. You also don't understand my work ethic. I get **** done and get it done fast so therefore I'm bored as **** very quickly there after.

But hey, great idea, I should sit in the dark bedroom as my baby sleeps...that will keep the wheels going.


Oh and p.s., we did the yard last weekend. I'm thinking it came out rather nice:

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work on your ******* car.
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Old 04-02-2010, 11:59 AM
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There are only minor things that can be done at this point since funds have dried up.

Buffed and waxed it yesterday. Need to send the ms back to brain for a little issue. Not really much to do.
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Y8s hinted at it, but i would never give my children a soy based formula.

Maybe pick up video gaming? I dont know man, its your life.
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Do the best possible with whatever you are doing. If I come home from work and the house is dirty I get a little irritated with the wife (don't say anything though or it will just get worse), and when I come home and the house is dialed I feel like she worked as hard as I have. Since you are the house bitch for now, be the best house bitch ever. When she comes home, have the place super clean, dinner ready, shopping done, clean out the silverware drawers, dust the frickin lamps. Bust your ***, or she will start to think you sit on your *** all day while she's working, and will start to resent you. Once that starts, it's hard to fix.

Your kid isn't going to sleep so much forever. Soon he/she will be awake a lot, get one of those things to strap on to your chest, take him for walks, do everything you can with him, and talk to him constantly. Let him know what you are doing and why, no mater how stupid it feels. You can't imagine how much he is learning right now. Your going to wake up soon and he will be 16, and you'll hardly know him because you were gone a lot due to your job. Make deep bonds now, that will help you through the later trials.

Play with your kid, Play with your kid, Play with your kid, Play with your kid, Play with your kid, oh and Play with your kid.
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Originally Posted by dstn2bdoa
Bust your ***, or she will start to resent you. Once that starts, it's hard to fix.
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Your kid isn't going to sleep so much forever.
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Play with your kid, Play with your kid, Play with your kid, Play with your kid, Play with your kid, oh and Play with your kid.

Ditto.
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OK then if you are going to take the lazy worhtless mooching POS approach then

1. clean
2. cook
3. laundry
4. wax chest
5. work out so you are not a fatass.
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