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Old 11-29-2007, 10:46 AM   #1
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Old 11-29-2007, 11:11 AM   #2
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this reminds me of the overly paranoid hypochondriacts
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Old 11-29-2007, 11:15 AM   #3
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First verify the car exists in this dimension... Actually make sure that you exist, well **** to follow these instructions I have to make sure I exist. blah blah blah... .. Then make sure that gasoline in your car is actually gasoline and not some mixture of snakes an baskeballs
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Old 11-29-2007, 11:18 AM   #4
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I dont know.. MiniMe seemed pretty damn closed minded and willing to accept anything JMan said.
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Old 11-29-2007, 11:21 AM   #5
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First verify the car exists in this dimension... Actually make sure that you exist, well **** to follow these instructions I have to make sure I exist. blah blah blah... .. Then make sure that gasoline in your car is actually gasoline and not some mixture of snakes an baskeballs
Haha I rock, I posted that before i read the whole thread. Awesome.
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Old 11-29-2007, 11:22 AM   #6
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true. he didn't take my advice and for that he's a douche.
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Old 11-29-2007, 11:25 AM   #7
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dont you have a feeling oh ****, i havent filled my tank in XX days, better get on that.
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Old 11-29-2007, 11:34 AM   #8
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newbs always look at post count and trust blindly...
j-*** had like 9K posts and his post in that thread were too long for me to be able to pay attention
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Old 11-29-2007, 11:58 AM   #9
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They grow them dumber over there
http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread.php?t=259529
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:03 PM   #10
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god damn hobie is a douche. Who posts past college clubs on their sig?
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:25 PM   #11
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I think he's trying to give himself credibility. That dude says the stupidest ****; I can't believe he was allowed to get near a race car.
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:37 PM   #12
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The best was you cant steer with two wheels that you have to have four. Such an idiot
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:44 PM   #13
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god damn hobie is a douche. Who posts past college clubs on their sig?
Just ask him about m.net sponsors and the market place - Oh, and don't forget about the classified. I think he gets a cut for every time he says, "Buy from our sponsors in the Market place".
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Old 11-29-2007, 01:09 PM   #14
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true. he didn't take my advice and for that he's a douche.
Yup, if he'd just tested the damn fuel pump by listening for flow at the rail AND NOT HEARD ANY... no **** out of gas!
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Old 11-29-2007, 04:43 PM   #15
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LOL, that's some great ownage!!!

When will people learn, start from the easiest to the hardest when trying to fix something. Checking for fuel is a no-brainer.
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Old 11-29-2007, 06:14 PM   #16
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when they join here, lol
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Old 11-29-2007, 06:38 PM   #17
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holy ****, the miata community should have the power to take his car from him and it be impounded until he's not a complete ********, either that or 1 year, whichever comes first, after a year the car gets parted out and proceeds go to miataturbo.net
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:38 PM   #18
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holy ****, the miata community should have the power to take his car from him and it be impounded until he's not a complete ********, either that or 1 year, whichever comes first, after a year the car gets parted out and proceeds go to miataturbo.net

I 2nd the motion
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http://forum.miata.net/vb/showpost.p...4&postcount=16

The OP in this post doesn't even realize he's a tool... Reminds me of La Vita Dolce...
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My all time favorit is still: "My engine vibrates a lot over 7500rpm. I am really worried, what should I do?"

Answer: Buy a Civic.
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