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Braineack 06-05-2008 04:31 PM

Man, my parents suck.
 
here all i got was a 93 Pontiac Transport when i was able to drive....


check out mr money-bags impress his internet girlfriends:


http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread.php?t=285130

Zabac 06-05-2008 04:46 PM

5 page thread to figure it out, i suggested a shit box.

hustler 06-05-2008 04:52 PM

what a ------. Is AL an alimony state? I need to meet this daughter.

Zabac 06-05-2008 04:54 PM

Impregnate her and take her car.

m2cupcar 06-05-2008 04:55 PM

Buying her a nice ain't gonna make her love him. How can he not realize that raising women like that makes mankind miserable? :giggle:

Toddcod 06-05-2008 05:21 PM

Till I turned 17 I had a moped. It was like new and pimp though. I didn't ride it to High school. But I did give the twins and their sister a ride everyday of the week. The twins had these tight little bodies, and their sister had the biggest boobs i had ever dreamed of.
I had a non stop stiffy everyday after school.


Then again when did I not have a stiffy in high school.......

Sorry to ramble, but their was this one chick that got off on picking up pencils and giving us cleavage shots everyday. She looked alot like Christy Brinkly. We didn't have a chance at her. She was such a tease. And knew it.
That was the best class period of the day.

Stealth97 06-05-2008 05:33 PM

I cant stand that ass hole.

Braineack 06-05-2008 05:42 PM

jeez guys, i dunno which pedestal to get????

one with three tiers so you losers can can stand below me

or

one with the optional tube to stick in my ass, since I so enjoy to the smell of my own farts.

BenR 06-05-2008 05:51 PM

Making a thread about it is like a gold chain to a vette driving Guido.

kotomile 06-05-2008 06:26 PM


Originally Posted by Chris_F
How about a van with a bed in the back? :)

best reply in the thread.

Miatamaniac92 06-05-2008 06:45 PM

He should've posted pics. That would've really made it interesting.

Chris

scfreshy 06-05-2008 06:52 PM

Fuck me.
I got a miata. That I paid for.
I hope she wrecks it so the resale will drop thousands...

hustler 06-05-2008 07:14 PM

nickhogan.jpg

I remember when the ring-leader of the rich kid mafia at school gave me a bunch of shit over my 89 jetta in highschool, he drove a new chevy truck right after the redesign in like 1998. Then, I fucked his cheerleader girlfriend and she told the entire school that my penis was significantly larger...then I fucked a few more cheerleaders. lol

kotomile 06-05-2008 09:33 PM

The guy definitely just wanted to gloat about being able to throw that much cash away. "Oh gee guyz what are the mags saying about teh carzz??" You have the whole internet at your disposal, look it the fuck up!

Arkmage 06-05-2008 09:43 PM

most of the girls that got cars like that @ 16 at my school wound up getting drunk, letting drunk football players wreck the car, and/or got knocked up by 17. it's like paying $50K to guaranty a loss on your "investment" and the failure of your child.

My kids will eventually end up with first cars like my first car. A $1500 antique that barely runs. If they put the work into it to keep it running and fix it up they can sell it and keep the profit for a down payment on a new one when they are ready.

*edit* I also found it humorous that the 350Z was liked by all 3 of them, but knocked off the list for an unknown reason in favor of the overpriced version of the same damned car (G35). That just proves he is gloating about his bloated wallet, small penis, and non-existent brain.

Loki047 06-05-2008 09:49 PM

does anyone believe a word bob says? His wealth comes up in everyone of his post...

Saml01 06-05-2008 10:12 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 267174)

check out mr money-bags impress his internet girlfriends:


http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread.php?t=285130

Looks more like mr clean to me.

http://forum.miata.net/vb/showpost.p...&postcount=133

levnubhin 06-06-2008 12:18 AM

I just cant believe that it has gone on for 7 pages know. Do they really give a fuck what he buys his daughter. Oh and if it were me, my daughter would be taking the bus for a few years so that when she does get a car she will hopefully have respect and appreciation for it.
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Pitlab77 06-06-2008 12:37 AM

my first car was a 1993 ford escort LX automatic.

Sure made me appreciate my first and now 2nd miatas

Dark Wanderer 06-06-2008 02:29 AM


Originally Posted by Pitlab77 (Post 267400)
my first car was a 1993 ford escort LX automatic.

Sure made me appreciate my first and now 2nd miatas

+1

A fucking Ford Tempo Rust Bucket SE

That damn car was automatic and still was able to choke on stop lights.... I had no choice to put it on park and give gas... And still shifting between P and D it would choke half of the time.....

levnubhin 06-06-2008 07:38 AM

My first car was a 1988 Nissan Stanza. I paid $250 for it and had to have the trans rebuilt which I had to slowly repay my dad for.
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LOLA - 92 06-06-2008 07:49 AM

If BOB HILL drives a 1991 Miata, then why would he buy his daghter a $40/50K car?
I think someone is :jerkit: us off!
Just - a - wonderin'

hustler 06-06-2008 08:45 AM

http://www.horsepowerandheels.com/bl...gan-722875.jpg

thymer 06-06-2008 08:51 AM

And folks wonder why our kids are all screwed up. That is truly pathetic.

Braineack 06-06-2008 09:19 AM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 267473)


are you trying to say a kid that has a turbo supra heavily modded years before he's even able to drive it is spoiled and retarded?

hustler 06-06-2008 09:25 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 267487)
are you trying to say a kid that has a turbo supra heavily modded years before he's even able to drive it is spoiled and retarded?

No, I'm saying that I would rail this dude's daughter if there were any chance of getting alimony out of this future x-wife.

LOLA - 92 06-06-2008 09:32 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 267487)
are you trying to say a kid that has a turbo supra heavily modded years before he's even able to drive it is spoiled and retarded?

The way he was acting in courrt was pathetic - His passenger is a vegetable now.....
The driver (Hulks son), is a "BAG OF SHIT" in my book. Hardly any remorse for what happened.

hustler 06-06-2008 09:50 AM


Originally Posted by LOLA - 92 (Post 267490)
The way he was acting in courrt was pathetic - His passenger is a vegetable now.....
The driver (Hulks son), is a "BAG OF SHIT" in my book. Hardly any remorse for what happened.

wtf was that ------ doing in court?

Loki047 06-06-2008 10:41 AM

You all forget - bob just isn't rich, hes Alabama rich...

Savington 06-06-2008 12:03 PM

I gave every mod the benefit of the doubt when I started over there, but Bob has strained that benefit.

fmowry 06-06-2008 01:13 PM


Originally Posted by Loki047 (Post 267517)
You all forget - bob just isn't rich, hes Alabama rich...

Which of his car choices comes with a trailer hitch to pull his house around on? ;)

I'd go with a G37. More room for the daughter to get the crap banged out of her.

Frank

Savington 06-06-2008 01:17 PM

I love it how he says his daughter isn't stuck up, and she knows that she can have anything taken away from her, but she vetoed a BMW 1-series. :rolleyes:

Pitlab77 06-06-2008 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by Savington (Post 267612)
I love it how he says his daughter isn't stuck up, and she knows that she can have anything taken away from her, but she vetoed a BMW 1-series. :rolleyes:

true.

My sister sh!t a brick when she found out that my parents and I were helping her get a BASE model mazda 3 I.

she kept on saying how she didnt deserve it and how we should look for a used car.

(i'm glad I helped because that is one less car for me to work on.thank you warranty :giggle: )

Braineack 06-06-2008 01:22 PM

JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!

I asked for a $600 Camera for my birthday from my parents. I'll be 26 and I'm a good kid. THEY SAID NO. WTF!!!!!!

Doppelgänger 06-06-2008 01:26 PM

wow.


It'll be totaled in no time.
Maybe he should send her to Clearwater Fl to get some driving lessons from Nick.

Saml01 06-06-2008 01:31 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 267619)
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!

I asked for a $600 Camera for my birthday from my parents. I'll be 26 and I'm a good kid. THEY SAID NO. WTF!!!!!!

Youre old enough now, get it yourself.

M I rite?

--------

Bob Hill sent me a PM


You are EXTREMELY close to being banned for your comments but besides that , if you think you can get past me, you are more than welcome to meet my daughter.

BTW, I am NOT a very nice guy
I wonder how much further he will go.

At least he didn't delete my posts, i'll give him respect for that.

Doppelgänger 06-06-2008 01:38 PM


Originally Posted by Saml01 (Post 267626)
but besides that , if you think you can get past me, you are more than welcome to meet my daughter.




.

Reply to that with this...

http://glenngohr.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/taser.jpg

Braineack 06-06-2008 01:43 PM

why would anyone want to meet her, it's obvious she's a cow, and buying her a nice car will make up for it.

Pitlab77 06-06-2008 01:44 PM

lol

Saml01 06-06-2008 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 267628)


I dont need a stun gun to get past some hillbilly. I could probably level him with my own hands.

I pretyt much told him off, so fuck him and the load his wife shoulda taken in the ass.

Braineack 06-06-2008 01:54 PM


Originally Posted by Saml01 (Post 267626)
Youre old enough now, get it yourself.


fuck you hat0r.

LOLA - 92 06-06-2008 02:00 PM


I'll be 26 and I'm a good kid
In your eyes maybe.
I learned to never ask for anything..............

Braineack 06-06-2008 02:02 PM

dude whatever. i deserve it. i bought my dad a $300 lens for his birthday, the least he could do would be return the favor.

Saml01 06-06-2008 02:04 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 267645)
dude whatever. i deserve it. i bought my dad a $300 lens for his birthday, the least he could do would be return the favor.

They gave you life, consider that a favor returned.

------

Does anyone think I am wrong grilling bob about this shit? I cant be the only one thats thinking the same thing.

thymer 06-06-2008 02:38 PM


Originally Posted by Saml01 (Post 267638)
I pretyt much told him off, so fuck him and the load his wife shoulda taken in the ass.


wow, just fuckin' wow. That's so friggin awesome. I'm still laughing. My secretary is probably really wondering what I'm doing in here.

Stealth97 06-06-2008 03:08 PM

$40k is nothing, lol.

Saml01 06-06-2008 04:37 PM


Originally Posted by Stealth97 (Post 267669)
$40k is nothing, lol.

Can you spot me 40k?

Stealth97 06-06-2008 04:44 PM


Originally Posted by Saml01 (Post 267740)
Can you spot me 40k?

I was just quoting what mr. moneybags said.

Vashthestampede 06-06-2008 04:56 PM


Originally Posted by Saml01 (Post 267646)
Does anyone think I am wrong grilling bob about this shit? I cant be the only one thats thinking the same thing.

Kinda...

Don't even grant the fucktard a response. 90% chance he's full of shit and just felt the need to flaunt his e-wallet.

I need see to believe....:jerkit:

Vash-

LOLA - 92 06-06-2008 05:00 PM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 267756)
Kinda...

Don't even grant the fucktard a response. 90% chance he's full of shit and just felt the need to flaunt his e-wallet.

I need see to believe....:jerkit:

Vash-

Hey Vash ---
Where can one find an E-WALLET?
I had one at one time,but it was sooo fucking full that I threw it away.
Can you get a new E-Wallet from E-Bay?

Vashthestampede 06-06-2008 05:17 PM


Originally Posted by LOLA - 92 (Post 267759)
Hey Vash ---
Where can one find an E-WALLET?
I had one at one time,but it was sooo fucking full that I threw it away.
Can you get a new E-Wallet from E-Bay?

Sure Lola, I'll hook you up. ;)

http://www.iliumsoft.com/site/ew/ewallet.php

I currently have......let me check
.
.
.
.
$70,000,000 in my e-wallet. I'm going to buy a TT for my dog I think....:)

Vash-

StankCheeze 06-11-2008 03:08 PM

Looks like he chose an Audi TT.

I'm gonna get banned.

http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread...81#post3188381

mad0953 06-11-2008 06:02 PM

A. Both of his choices are bags of shit. Over priced, underperforming, prestige fag wagons.

B. Anyone who buys one of those kinds of cars is a sheeple. Sheep + people. Hell, I saw it on TV so it must be good. Like a guy I know who has a 924 Porsche.....he says "It's a Porsche ain't it.....it must be fast." I blow him away with my 1998 Old 88.

C. His daughter must be a dork. All the cool chicks I know drive a manual. Most of them chew as well and have a license to pack heat. He should be banned for being a sheeple.

Miatamaniac92 06-11-2008 06:23 PM


Originally Posted by StankCheeze (Post 269875)
Looks like he chose an Audi TT.

I'm gonna get banned.

http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread...81#post3188381

Is it already taken down? What'd you say?

Chris

gwilo 06-11-2008 06:33 PM

I (he) went for the TT glad I went to the last page .... Reading 9 pages is just to much.

StankCheeze 06-11-2008 06:52 PM


Originally Posted by Miatamaniac92 (Post 270044)
Is it already taken down? What'd you say?

Chris

Haha, I guess he didn't appreciate it.

I said, "You picked a car with no back seat? What a cockblock!"

Saml01 06-11-2008 10:41 PM

She's gonna bring all the boys to the yard now.

Braineack 09-12-2008 10:47 AM

uhhhhh.... wtf?

http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread...=1#post3373524

levnubhin 09-12-2008 10:57 AM

again?

haha, see my reply.
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thymer 09-12-2008 10:58 AM

couldn't help myself.... I'm feeling a ban...


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