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Old 06-05-2008, 05:31 PM   #1
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Default Man, my parents suck.

here all i got was a 93 Pontiac Transport when i was able to drive....


check out mr money-bags impress his internet girlfriends:


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Old 06-05-2008, 05:46 PM   #2
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5 page thread to figure it out, i suggested a **** box.
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Old 06-05-2008, 05:52 PM   #3
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what a ------. Is AL an alimony state? I need to meet this daughter.
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Old 06-05-2008, 05:54 PM   #4
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Impregnate her and take her car.
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Old 06-05-2008, 05:55 PM   #5
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Buying her a nice ain't gonna make her love him. How can he not realize that raising women like that makes mankind miserable?
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Till I turned 17 I had a moped. It was like new and pimp though. I didn't ride it to High school. But I did give the twins and their sister a ride everyday of the week. The twins had these tight little bodies, and their sister had the biggest ***** i had ever dreamed of.
I had a non stop stiffy everyday after school.


Then again when did I not have a stiffy in high school.......

Sorry to ramble, but their was this one chick that got off on picking up pencils and giving us cleavage shots everyday. She looked alot like Christy Brinkly. We didn't have a chance at her. She was such a tease. And knew it.
That was the best class period of the day.
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I cant stand that *** hole.
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Old 06-05-2008, 06:42 PM   #8
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jeez guys, i dunno which pedestal to get????

one with three tiers so you losers can can stand below me

or

one with the optional tube to stick in my ***, since I so enjoy to the smell of my own farts.
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Making a thread about it is like a gold chain to a vette driving Guido.
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Old 06-05-2008, 07:26 PM   #10
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How about a van with a bed in the back?
best reply in the thread.
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Old 06-05-2008, 07:45 PM   #11
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He should've posted pics. That would've really made it interesting.

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**** me.
I got a miata. That I paid for.
I hope she wrecks it so the resale will drop thousands...
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Old 06-05-2008, 08:14 PM   #13
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I remember when the ring-leader of the rich kid mafia at school gave me a bunch of **** over my 89 jetta in highschool, he drove a new chevy truck right after the redesign in like 1998. Then, I fucked his cheerleader girlfriend and she told the entire school that my ***** was significantly larger...then I fucked a few more cheerleaders. lol
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The guy definitely just wanted to gloat about being able to throw that much cash away. "Oh gee guyz what are the mags saying about teh carzz??" You have the whole internet at your disposal, look it the **** up!
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most of the girls that got cars like that @ 16 at my school wound up getting drunk, letting drunk football players wreck the car, and/or got knocked up by 17. it's like paying $50K to guaranty a loss on your "investment" and the failure of your child.

My kids will eventually end up with first cars like my first car. A $1500 antique that barely runs. If they put the work into it to keep it running and fix it up they can sell it and keep the profit for a down payment on a new one when they are ready.

*edit* I also found it humorous that the 350Z was liked by all 3 of them, but knocked off the list for an unknown reason in favor of the overpriced version of the same damned car (G35). That just proves he is gloating about his bloated wallet, small *****, and non-existent brain.
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does anyone believe a word bob says? His wealth comes up in everyone of his post...
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check out mr money-bags impress his internet girlfriends:


http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread.php?t=285130
Looks more like mr clean to me.

http://forum.miata.net/vb/showpost.p...&postcount=133
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I just cant believe that it has gone on for 7 pages know. Do they really give a **** what he buys his daughter. Oh and if it were me, my daughter would be taking the bus for a few years so that when she does get a car she will hopefully have respect and appreciation for it.
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my first car was a 1993 ford escort LX automatic.

Sure made me appreciate my first and now 2nd miatas
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my first car was a 1993 ford escort LX automatic.

Sure made me appreciate my first and now 2nd miatas
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A ******* Ford Tempo Rust Bucket SE

That damn car was automatic and still was able to choke on stop lights.... I had no choice to put it on park and give gas... And still shifting between P and D it would choke half of the time.....
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