If you are that worried about people calling you a "***", then get a different car. ***.

 

+1

Well put!

 

at most meets i go to there is alwasy one jackass thats like "that cars cute lol" i shout back "so was you mom after i came on her face"

then usually a different person comes over and is like OMG your car is ****** sick etc...

so it kinda balances out

 

Only person who called me that is my older brother, who's one of those insecure Republican military types (nobody in my family of liberal Jews can figure out how that happened.)

This next part might be "too much information" for some people but where my previous stock NA only ever made women say, "It's so cute!", my current MSM with aggressive-sounding Absurdflow exhaust really has improved my results with the ladies.

 

What sort of hat do you chaps wear while driving topless? I find a good pith helmet is the best to quell the gayness.


On topic:
My brother called my VTA BOV on my old Greddy setup my car's "gay lisp".

 

Something like this:

Maybe that's my problem.

 

not yet, but I get a lot of looks. My Miata is all black with black wheels and a rollbar so I guess it's about the most heterosexual it can look...I think people are looking trying to figure out if it's fast-it's like they're thinking "well that car should be slow, but I think it might be fast".

 

No more did I post in this thread yesterday... and on the way out one of the more intellectually challenged individuals here at work decided to comment.

He was parked close to me and said: "Man I came out here earlier to get something and I almost stepped on your car." At least there wasn't a *** comment in there. The guy just put rims on his Impala with his whole paycheck, so I'm not too worried about it.

I just asked if he wanted to race and he said NO FRIGGIN' WAY...atleast he knows what's up. We ended up talking and he actually offered to GIVE me the tires that came on his used rims since he wanted something lower profile. Too bad they're 20"s.