Motherfucking thiefs!!!
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From: Woodland Hills, CA
just came back from cleaning up my parking spot (apartment building) and discovered that my brand new hifonics amp, hifonics sub, and capacitor are missing :/
its getting pretty ridiculous... first time they stole my timing gun, now this... well... at least my $300 clearwater speakers are still there!
what do you think i should do?
its getting pretty ridiculous... first time they stole my timing gun, now this... well... at least my $300 clearwater speakers are still there!
what do you think i should do?
Set a trap.. something that looks expensive and wait for them to come back... When they pick up your decoy jack-in-the-box out of your hiding spot and empty a magazine into them.
No really though... at least shoot the ****** with a crossbow or something.. Go mid evil on his punk bitch ***! I ******* hate people who take **** from other people!!
For a small fee....I can find them...and make them go away....
Seriously though, sorry to hear about that man. Neighborhood sounds rough...maybe you should get a (guard) cat or something...lol
Seriously though, sorry to hear about that man. Neighborhood sounds rough...maybe you should get a (guard) cat or something...lol
sounds like you made the mistake of bumpin the subs before you park. you never, never, never bump the subs before you park or around your house.
I had stuff stolen from my RX-7 once. Cops later found the kids that did it. They got in minimal trouble. But later the one of the dipshits stole something from one of his "friends". Needless to say, he was found in his front yard on a 100+*f summer day, unconscious and bleeding like hell.....
As much as i wanted to be the one to do it to him, i was satisfied to know what happened
Have you thought that maybe it was another Miata owner just trying to help you with weight reduction?
As much as i wanted to be the one to do it to him, i was satisfied to know what happened

Have you thought that maybe it was another Miata owner just trying to help you with weight reduction?
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From: Fake Virginia
+motherfuckin 1. you hear all sorts of stories where people come out to their cars missing all kinds of stereo **** and a homeless guy walks by and suggests, "you gots to turn down the radio befo' you park"
My brother had an old beater, was always getting the head unit stolen out of it, so one day he decided to add some "anti-theft" razor wire into his console after his last radio install.
Came out one morning at his apartment complex, and saw someone inside his car. "oh hey man, what's going on?" "oh, just tryin to fix my radio, it stopped working..." "oh really? what a coincidence, we just happen to have the same radio, in the same kind of car. Isn't that something? Now why don't you get out of there so we can have a talk." "I can't, my hand is stuck..." "Oh, well let me help you out with that."
Needless to say, he helped the guy "free his hand" with a forceful tug, and he went on his way, with a small trail of red behind him.
**** theives.
-meaty
Came out one morning at his apartment complex, and saw someone inside his car. "oh hey man, what's going on?" "oh, just tryin to fix my radio, it stopped working..." "oh really? what a coincidence, we just happen to have the same radio, in the same kind of car. Isn't that something? Now why don't you get out of there so we can have a talk." "I can't, my hand is stuck..." "Oh, well let me help you out with that."
Needless to say, he helped the guy "free his hand" with a forceful tug, and he went on his way, with a small trail of red behind him.
**** theives.
-meaty
My brother had an old beater, was always getting the head unit stolen out of it, so one day he decided to add some "anti-theft" razor wire into his console after his last radio install.
Came out one morning at his apartment complex, and saw someone inside his car. "oh hey man, what's going on?" "oh, just tryin to fix my radio, it stopped working..." "oh really? what a coincidence, we just happen to have the same radio, in the same kind of car. Isn't that something? Now why don't you get out of there so we can have a talk." "I can't, my hand is stuck..." "Oh, well let me help you out with that."
Needless to say, he helped the guy "free his hand" with a forceful tug, and he went on his way, with a small trail of red behind him.
**** theives.
-meaty
Came out one morning at his apartment complex, and saw someone inside his car. "oh hey man, what's going on?" "oh, just tryin to fix my radio, it stopped working..." "oh really? what a coincidence, we just happen to have the same radio, in the same kind of car. Isn't that something? Now why don't you get out of there so we can have a talk." "I can't, my hand is stuck..." "Oh, well let me help you out with that."
Needless to say, he helped the guy "free his hand" with a forceful tug, and he went on his way, with a small trail of red behind him.
**** theives.
-meaty

someone make a how to article on that!









