Anyone else working on a pretty awful mustache for the Movember fund raiser?

Final cut....



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Participating in Movember would require shaving my exceptionally manly beard, which I will not do.

 

day 15:


Selfie 5 by The Braineack, on Flickr

 

You need to squinch more.

 

http://www.isitlowt.com

 

What this guy said.

 

 

scott what shade of lipstick is that?

I shaved yesterday.

 

Mustache is a symbol of repression and of hate
Never trust a man with a butt broom on his face
It's the facial marking of the man who holds you down
The source of all your problems, every city, every town
Stalin, Hitler, Schneider, just to name a few
got to kill the mustache before it grows on you

Fight! The mustache power! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Mustache is authority The world is run by ********
They try to run our lives from their golden mustache castles
The Dark Prince was a ****, his mustache true to form
instead of arm-band swastikas, mouse ears must be worn
He terminates employees with the hair above his lip
'cause in the Fuhrer's kingdom it's dictatorship
We should take his frozen corpse and shave his fascist face
and make the magic kingdom a truly happy place

Fight! The mustache power! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Pigs across the nation dressed in uniform
with their gun and badges, a mustache must be worn
they beat the population with their clubs inflicting pain
with mustache anonymity, they all look the same
we must join together till the mustache is removed
and then we'll have a party with beer and chicks and food.

Fight the power! Fight the power mustache! Fight the power! Fight the power mustache!

 

double post fail

 

That's not lipstick

That's irritation from friction

 

On the morning of December 1st I did the only logical thing one can do after participating in "Amature Beard Month": I clogged the bathroom sink drain.

 

December should be "Merkin donation month"

 

My buddy promptly shaved his off at the end of last month since his wife had threatened "No shave Decembeaver"