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Old 03-18-2010, 02:19 AM   #1
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10:12:58 PM Jasmin: Honesty is very important to me
10:14:35 PM Slava: ?
10:14:42 PM Jasmin: hey, hows it going?
10:14:51 PM Slava: who is this?
10:15:01 PM Jasmin: i'm 21/f your a male right?
10:15:10 PM Slava: so, you are a bot, correct?
10:15:20 PM Jasmin: nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
10:15:27 PM Slava: yeah, i was right
10:15:37 PM Jasmin: I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
10:16:01 PM Slava: negative
10:16:11 PM Jasmin: Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
10:16:32 PM Slava: does not compute
10:16:44 PM Jasmin: I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
10:16:51 PM Slava: negative
10:17:01 PM Jasmin: Ok go to [link replaced] accept the invite on the page baby
10:17:14 PM Slava: i am by far not a baby
10:17:25 PM Jasmin: sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear
10:17:25 PM Slava: last time i checked - i dont wear pampers
10:17:36 PM Jasmin: its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.
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10:17:55 PM Jasmin: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
10:18:03 PM Slava: 0x000000000000ff
10:18:12 PM Jasmin: Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me to do!
10:18:48 PM Slava: catch a virus on the server and die
10:18:58 PM Jasmin: Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
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Old 03-18-2010, 02:25 AM   #2
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Lol
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Old 03-18-2010, 02:39 AM   #3
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I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there buddy!
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Old 03-18-2010, 06:48 AM   #4
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Relationships with bots might not be so bad once robotics catches up.
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Old 03-18-2010, 06:56 AM   #5
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relationships with bots might not be so bad once robotics catches up.
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Old 03-18-2010, 07:15 AM   #6
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Damn, bots are getting devious!
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Old 03-18-2010, 07:23 AM   #7
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I know. Its like he had a real conversation!
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:29 AM   #8
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I hope Microshaft is proud. Their IM and email services are nothing but a haven for garbage. Get about 200 'friend' requests a day from these ------ spammers.
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:31 AM   #9
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she definitely likes you
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:42 AM   #10
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Good thing you weren't to clingy you might have never talked to you again when you computer crashed. The buffer must of really turned her on.
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:50 AM   #11
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I would hit... With a virus.
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Old 03-18-2010, 10:06 AM   #12
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VTD^ oh nooooz
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Old 03-18-2010, 11:16 AM   #13
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10:17:55 PM Jasmin: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
10:18:03 PM Slava: 0x000000000000ff
That cracked me up.
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Old 03-18-2010, 11:16 AM   #14
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"your a male correct?"

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turing test fail.
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Old 03-18-2010, 04:36 PM   #15
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rofl thats the best!!
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That was pretty funny.
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