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buffon01 08-01-2011 12:03 PM

MT.Bros Vacation Cancun!!
 
I've been talking to my Bro Jason about taking a trip to rage for the summer. We decided to go to Cancun and party a la mexicana guey! We are booking at Oasis for 5 nights leaving the 13th. This is our first time going and we hope not to get kidnapped or murdered.

More detail to come :hustler:

thirdgen 08-01-2011 12:19 PM

I went to Cancun for Spring break in '03. At least I think it was '03...might have been '02. I don't remember much, I can't even tell you where we stayed. I think it was called El Pueblito? It was me and like 8 other members of "the bomb squad". We just went there from Sunday to Saturday and raised hell. I do remember it being all inclusive, cause I ate like 7 meals a day. The beer at our resort was either Dos Equis or I think Coors light? Coors light blows big time. We drank our share of Dos Equis and didn't really think it was that great, so we dubbed it "Dos Suckies". I do remember buying a 6 pack of Corona in town for 50 cents American.
The mixed drinks were watered down, but take this advice. Sit down at the bar and tip the bartender really well right off the bat. He will pay attention to you the whole time and get you anything you want at the snap of a finger. I mean why not? If the drinks are all inclusive, you'll easily drink $20 worth in like 20 minutes. I remember trays of shots goin down like water. If you want to drink your f 'n face off and scam on super easy hotties like it's straight out of a greasy trailer park girls gone wild video, Cancun is for you.

buffon01 08-01-2011 12:24 PM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 755484)
If you want to drink your f 'n face off and scam on super easy hotties like it's straight out of a greasy trailer park girls gone wild video, Cancun is for you.

^ Yep, that's sounds like our plan. We just booked. We're staying at the Oasis, all inclusive, August 13-18 :D

thirdgen 08-01-2011 12:28 PM

Awesome...Have a blast!

jtothawhat 08-01-2011 12:45 PM

AHHHH yeah, my body is ready...pics to follow. My goal is at least 3 girls during the trip.

Quality Control Bot 08-01-2011 01:06 PM

I never been on plane.

Thanks for invite.

pusha 08-01-2011 01:08 PM


Originally Posted by jtothawhat (Post 755500)
AHHHH yeah, my body is ready...pics to follow. My goal is at least 3 guys during the trip.

you don't say

jtothawhat 08-01-2011 01:24 PM

All you guys are invited...Jake, you especially. Grand Oasis, 13-18 expedia.com is where it was booked around 750 per person including Air from MIA.

pusha 08-01-2011 01:44 PM

I still can't believe you fucking idiots booked a vacation without reading the reviews of the place.

From what I can gather, this place attracts primarily trailer park dwellers so it should come as no surprise that you retards are going there to find prospective mates.

buffon01 08-01-2011 01:49 PM

Really?? Reviews I read were fine O_o

pusha 08-01-2011 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 755526)
Really?? Reviews I read were fine O_o

All the reviews I read were in ENGLISH from people who normally live in the first world. I'm not sure about the reviews you read...

buffon01 08-01-2011 02:00 PM

Yo Jake don't be mad dawg we still kinda like you ;)

jtothawhat 08-01-2011 02:07 PM

I don't care it's on the beach, and all inclusive. During the day I will be drinking at the pool, and eating, at night I will not be at the resort rather at one of the clubs picking up a perspective mate. Jake why you always so jelly...

pusha 08-01-2011 02:11 PM

Going out in downtown Cancun at night with the intention of getting drunk and laid? The only pics from your vacation that'll end up here will be of the back of a milk carton.

buffon01 08-01-2011 02:23 PM

Jake is sipping on that haterade hard... Yo Jake be happy for a nigga. I know you're going to be flossin and sniffing blow out bro's asses in G-ville. Let my nigga Jason and I enjoy our vacation B.

pusha 08-01-2011 02:30 PM


Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 755554)
Jake is sipping on that haterade hard... Yo Jake be happy for a nigga. I know you're going to be flossin and sniffing blow out bro's asses in G-ville. Let my nigga Jason and I enjoy our vacation B.

You are brown and you speaka panish, you'll be fine.

soviet 08-01-2011 02:42 PM

Cancun is a shit hole. Of all the places I've been to in Mexico, Puebla had the prettiest women.

pusha 08-01-2011 07:28 PM

Some inspiring reviews of Grand Oasis Cancun


Having stayed here 3 yrs ago prompted us to return this last time...to despite all negative reviews we could not believe that they where true. Once we arrived to check in, this is when we realized that the place had really taken a turn for the worst. From the time we walked through the main lobby to the time we walked back out to go home it was horrifying will never return to this property. Just a few examples don't know what you are eating..drinks are nonalcoholic and no sleep unless you sleep during the day because the doors slamming and the outrageous noise in the halls keeps you up all night. Fights every night young adults having intercourse on the roof of the beach front bldg to name a few. The rooms are run down and need a major overhaul. I once recommended this property to a lot of people but hope none of them take me up on it. Three quarters of the resort is shut down and can see why. It appears that some renovations are taking place but they need to take it much further.
The Italian restaurant didn't serve chicken as it stated. To this moment were still not sure what it was that we spit out. The buffets were horrible as the food wasn't appealing. Once we hit Charlotte NC on our return flight, we literally indulged in Burger King for something edible to eat. After 7 days of this, we were literally starving. This resort offers no nightlife for adults unlike before. I will not give it the satisfaction of any rating the oasis. It's such a shame. It's very dark and gloomy over the Oasis, hopefully the sun will shine over it once again, because the place certainly deserves it. The new management that has taken control, doesn't have a clue.

Stayed May 2011, traveled as a couple

let me start this off by saying i went here for free (thank god) and at that time it was named "be live". I won a trip from corona to go down here for 4 nights. I don't want to be a spoiled brat because at the end of the day i did get to see cancun for the first time for free, but this resort was truly disgusting. It seems the only people at the resort, at this time, was other people who won the trip too which should have been the first sign to us that this place was dying off (this was further evinced by the fact that north half was shutdown during our stay). We also heard rumors that there were fights between the management and workers which we definitely believed considering that we did not find one worker there who wasn't extremely rude to us or just generally unhappy. It makes me believe everyone was working for free during our stay since it was apparent that they did not want to be there. Regarding the physical resort it seems like it could have so much potential due to how large it is and how beautiful the actual layout was. Unfortunately this was all overshadowed by the fact that the food was almost inedible due to them not serving anything onto hot plates. Meaning, if you didn't eat it within the first 2 minutes of it being put out it was hard and cold. The sit-down restaurants had awesome potential as well due to their ambiance and decor, but again, the food was generally inedible. I would never go back, even if there is new management because there is no way what we saw could have been turned around in a few months. The room and bathroom smelled like mold, we never could find chairs on the beach, the food wasn't edible the wireless internet was something like $10 for a half hour (only in the lobby), we had to pay to use the in-room safe and some type of $5/day insurance thing for room damage. The only benefit was that i was able to see the beautiful beaches of cancun which convinced me to come back and stay at a nicer resort.

NA6C-Guy 08-01-2011 08:17 PM

Why do people always go on vacation to tourist traps? Go somewhere off the beaten path and experience a place. Though I would never hope to experience any part of the shit hole Mexico.

soviet 08-01-2011 08:31 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 755694)
Why do people always go on vacation to tourist traps? Go somewhere off the beaten path and experience a place. Though I would never hope to experience any part of the shit hole Mexico.

NSFW, titties are present - http://s95367906.onlinehome.us/photo...t/vacation.jpg

But the basic idea that girls are more likely to act like whores on vacation. Hence tourist traps are a-ok.

pusha 08-01-2011 08:33 PM

those are some great titties

Bond 08-01-2011 09:15 PM

Young couples fucking on the roof, sounds like Rosey's kind of place.

buffon01 08-01-2011 09:36 PM

Haters gon hate... We are going to have a blast :fawk:

jtothawhat 08-01-2011 10:26 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 755694)
Why do people always go on vacation to tourist traps? Go somewhere off the beaten path and experience a place. Though I would never hope to experience any part of the shit hole Mexico.

I have 10 pages filled in my passport bro, I have never been to Cancun. Off the beaten path means less ass, and coming back from Afghanistan all I want is a piece of ass. Cancun will deliver this.

NA6C-Guy 08-01-2011 10:49 PM


Originally Posted by jtothawhat (Post 755750)
I have 10 pages filled in my passport bro, I have never been to Cancun. Off the beaten path means less ass, and coming back from Afghanistan all I want is a piece of ass. Cancun will deliver this.

There is no local ass? Well if that is your goal, fine, good luck. Here's hoping you don't get gonorrhea, robbed or a stomach bug. I could think of thousands of other locations to visit with ass that would be less of a shit hole, but it's your vacation, maybe you will enjoy it.

buffon01 08-01-2011 10:51 PM

Fuck it. If it sucks then we'll fucking go somewhere else next time. WE GON RAGE BITCHES!!!

jtothawhat 08-01-2011 11:34 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 755752)
There is no local ass? Well if that is your goal, fine, good luck. Here's hoping you don't get gonorrhea, robbed or a stomach bug. I could think of thousands of other locations to visit with ass that would be less of a shit hole, but it's your vacation, maybe you will enjoy it.

Let me tell you something brosif, I have fucking stomach bugs now I have lived in Afghanistan in town (NOT on a base) and live off the local economy. Robbed, or whatever dude I drive around and walk around Afgan all the time.

Stop making Cancun sound like it's a shit hole, I am sorry you had a bad time when you where there but that doesn't account for the millions that flock there each year and have a blast. I have had several friends go every year and love it. It's rated very high on best places for young adults.

Hey look, it's the shit hole we're staying at!
http://www.how2vacation.com/vacation...ge-vpf5251.jpg

http://www.palaceresortspictures.com...erial_view.jpg


And here is a little taste of where I am coming from, yes exactly what it looks like outside my villa.

http://thewip.net/contributors/osman_afghanistan3.jpg



I'm sorry you either didn't get laid, got mugged, or just a debby downer when you went. I know Jon and me and him will have a blast.

NA6C-Guy 08-01-2011 11:39 PM

Not saying you won't, I just enjoy being a Debby Downer. I can't help but lump all of Mexico into one rating, and that is a 1 out of 10, only giving it a 1 for it's best export, hot women.

jtothawhat 08-01-2011 11:43 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 755766)
Not saying you won't, I just enjoy being a Debby Downer. I can't help but lump all of Mexico into one rating, and that is a 1 out of 10, only giving it a 1 for it's best export, hot women.

Lump all of Mexico into one rating is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. Yes, parts of Mexico are slums, shitty, and will most likely get you killed. I have been to TJ (Tijuana) that place is a shit hole; however, to compare it to Cancun is like comparing Flint, Michigan to Honolulu, Hawaii.

Your opinion is very slewed, and not valid.

Flint, Michigan
http://www.streetdigest.com/wp-conte...1/05/flint.jpg

Honolulu, Hawaii
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oPdOoDpDOf...0/honolulu.jpg

Both in America, does that mean we're rated a 1 too because of the ghetto's of flint?

Curious, what is an acceptable vacation spot?

Bond 08-02-2011 03:47 AM

In for results and pixxx of vacation

NA6C-Guy 08-02-2011 07:57 AM


Originally Posted by jtothawhat (Post 755768)
Lump all of Mexico into one rating is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. Yes, parts of Mexico are slums, shitty, and will most likely get you killed. I have been to TJ (Tijuana) that place is a shit hole; however, to compare it to Cancun is like comparing Flint, Michigan to Honolulu, Hawaii.

Your opinion is very slewed, and not valid.

Flint, Michigan
http://www.streetdigest.com/wp-conte...1/05/flint.jpg

Honolulu, Hawaii
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oPdOoDpDOf...0/honolulu.jpg

Both in America, does that mean we're rated a 1 too because of the ghetto's of flint?

Curious, what is an acceptable vacation spot?

Ratio of shit holes to nice places in Mexico is quite high. The few decent places can't save it.

buffon01 08-02-2011 09:19 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 755766)
Not saying you won't, I just enjoy being a Debby Downer. I can't help but lump all of Mexico into one rating, and that is a 1 out of 10, only giving it a 1 for it's best export, hot women.

Such ignorance in your post. I feel like Im talking to the FFS crew of traveling. Dude if you got butt fucked when you went over there or if you are just talking shit because my boi Jason and I are mad flossin gangster pimp ass niggas then continue rolling you mouth like fat fuck down falling down the stairs. We gon slay pussy and rage!!

Boner you shall get pictures. It's a shame you cannot join :'( Im a sad panda.

FRT_Fun 08-02-2011 10:42 AM

I reserve all my lol regarding this until after pix.

pusha 08-02-2011 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by jtothawhat (Post 755764)

I don't understand why you couldn't just fuck one of those goats?

soviet 08-02-2011 01:47 PM

IMO if you want to go on vacation, have a ton of fun and nail gorgeous women, go to Czech Republic or Ukraine.
In for pix.

Saml01 08-02-2011 02:06 PM

Ukraine will definitely deliver considering how many of them want papers.

soviet 08-02-2011 02:22 PM

Americans don't need a Visa to go to Ukraine unlike Russia and it's way cheaper than Moscow.

Can probably add Hungary to that list, too.

buffon01 08-02-2011 03:07 PM

We consider suggestions for next time... for the time being ETA 11 days for sand, alcohol, and ass :)

pusha 08-03-2011 12:29 AM


Originally Posted by soviet (Post 755905)
Americans don't need a Visa to go to Ukraine unlike Russia and it's way cheaper than Moscow.

Can probably add Hungary to that list, too.

OMG, the women in Budapest are insane and very exotic.

Oscar 08-13-2011 08:26 AM

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Two boys on their quest for some mexican dick

buffon01 08-13-2011 08:43 AM

In Charlotte untill 1250 FUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... anyone around?

Oscar 08-13-2011 08:46 AM

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viperormiata 08-13-2011 12:46 PM

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Original pic of homos that needs brightening

Name of picture:"United we stand, gay and proud."
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Buffon taking a snooze, because it's so hard being on government assisted living.
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pusha 08-13-2011 12:51 PM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 759344)

which is the retard and which just wants to be an Eagle Scout?

AND HOLY FUCK, JON IS WEARING BOAT SHOES? WTF HAVE I DONE?!

http://dkpfiles.com/unstableaddictio...me-faces-3.jpg

buffon01 08-13-2011 01:11 PM

Haters gon hate. They confortable as fuck.

Bond 08-13-2011 01:21 PM

ahhahahahahaha great pic. I thought Jason was big. Guess not.

jtothawhat 08-13-2011 01:33 PM

I'm cutting bro, but the shirt is a large and jons is a medium.

gearhead_318 08-13-2011 02:06 PM


Originally Posted by Bond (Post 759349)
ahhahahahahaha great pic. I thought Jason was big. Guess not.

You should challenge him to a fight. My money is on Jason, all of it.

Oscar 08-13-2011 02:10 PM

That's easy. He jumps up and head-butts you in the nutsack. Not a fair fight.

pusha 08-13-2011 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by Oscar (Post 759355)
That's easy. He jumps up and head-butts you in the nutsack. Not a fair fight.

or, while you're hunched over, he runs full speed and rams his head up your ass. banzai attack!!

Bond 08-13-2011 02:48 PM

This is me:

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photo...40_2776565.jpg

I got this, bro.

gearhead_318 08-13-2011 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 759367)
or, while you're hunched over, he runs full speed and rams his head up your ass. banzai attack!!

lol
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/f...2/3/banzai.jpg


Bondo:
I got this bro
Sry bro, gotta go with Jason

kilik2 08-13-2011 03:14 PM

Damn Bond, you look a lot like me a few years ago, are we twins?

Faeflora 08-15-2011 12:23 PM

Aww good luck down there. Can someone please buy me a poncho

pusha 08-15-2011 03:19 PM

No one has heard anything from these kids. They may be dead.

Faeflora 08-15-2011 04:15 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 759866)
No one has heard anything from these kids. They may be dead.

Actually, the likelihood of that is pretty high.

viperormiata 08-15-2011 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by Faeflora (Post 759904)
Actually, the likelihood of that is pretty high.

I think it's likely for Jon, not for Jason. Jayboo has some a ton of world experience. However, he turns into a Japanese whale hunter when drunk.

gearhead_318 08-15-2011 05:43 PM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 759914)
I think it's likely for Jon, not for Jason. Jayboo has some a ton of world experience. However, he turns into a Japanese whale hunter when drunk.

I think I see what you did there.



He tries to plow fat chicks.

pusha 08-15-2011 06:34 PM

tried calling them both and got voicemails, their cell phones are off

FRT_Fun 08-15-2011 06:55 PM

In before epic thread.


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