My dick moved last night when i saw a naked man
 

So last night after this car meet about 25 miles from my house, I was driving my dads Camaro z28 with my friend in his Bolt on Mustang gt. We were fucking around and stuff on the highway and we saw this fucking ugly ass chick in a Sebring with the top down. We started messing with her trying to get her to race us and stuff and she starts signalling out her cell phone number to me. So I call her and she tells me how the mustang is faster than the camaro and whatnot blah blah whatever. Then she starts sending these slutty texts to me about how she wants sex and whatnot. I was like WTF so I make up this story about how I going to a party and she could come and we could fornicate. I went home at this point.

I recieve a phone call from her at like 1 in the AM and she says to give her an address and she will come over. I give her some random address I make up off the top of my head. So about 1 hour later she calls me all pissed off about how there is no one at the supposed "party" and starts cussing me out. I was like whatever....you need to not be a slut and offer yourself to muscle car driving ------s on the highway like myself.

Then she got caught sneaking out by her parents and got in all sorts of trouble. Me and buddy thought it was pretty funny and I thought I would share this to some people who might think the same. It was a pretty good dick move.


If you just read the above and said " what a waste of time" then watch this vid of my friends mustang getting walked by a stock gto

wow. you are a fucking loser. not only for the bullshit with the ugly chick but also for trying to get a convert sebring to race you. How pathetic.

You did all of this while driving?

WTH is the appeal of text messaging anyway? I find it slow and cumbersome, compared to just calling someone and speaking to them. I guess if you're a teenager and texting your friend while sitting in class not learning about macroeconomics or 20th century world history, then there's the advantage of stealth. But while driving?

Goodness lord

What's wrong with just telling people what you mean?

"Yes? Ah, sorry. I don't want to hang out with you."

Done.


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edit: HA! The kid in the video was leaning forward. I think it makes you faster.

+1 :vash:

Dumbass. You'd be amazed at the freaky sex stuff an "ugly" chick will let you do. Should have hit it all night long. How does the saying go? A ugly chick in hand is worth two in the bush? Or something like that.

You fail. Now, I think you should be posting some pics of your Mom pretty soon to redeem yourself.

phone calls are disruptive. I can shoot off a text and go on with what i was doing. if it's something more complicated I can call but otherwise it's text city. it's conversation that doesn't require real-time interaction. it's a passive communication style as opposed to active. like email or letter writing or even better, if you dont get a person on the phone you can leave a text instead of a voice mail. voice mail is lame. most people just call back without listening anyway.

sebrings are for old people and your mom and confused middle aged guys who want something "sporty". and hertz. as in it hertz to drive such an awful grandma-gold posercar.

this shit happens to me just about every fucking day. You should have given her my address.

Nasty slutty girls are key to pursuing the American Dream...the rusty trombone.


this man speaks the truth.

Worse thread ever.
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hmm, so in summary:
dicking around with my gay friends, on our slow cars, coulda got pussy but refused it for a great night on the town with my cockfest butt buddies.

I woulda taken the pussy. but hey, if you prefer a cockfest I wont stop you

He does drive a miata..:dancegay:

Texting eliminates the disruptive one-minute phone calls, like y8s said. Plus, it's not illegal to text while driving in CA, but it is illegal to talk on the phone.

Ban? Also, texting while driving? I fear a Darwin award is soon to follow...

At least the story gives us something to talk about.

That GTO and Mustang were dead even. I don't know where you saw "walked"... but they were doorhandle to doorhandle until the last 5 seconds where the GTO got 1/2 carlength when the Stang shifted.

You do know that "walked" is a derivitive of the word "walk"... ie, one car slowly but steadily "walks" away from the other. Of course car's can't walk because they don't have legs, but what we're looking for is the relative speed of a walking man. In a race that long, if the Goat had "walked" him, it would have been a 4-5 carlength race.

This "walking" thing is just pointing out another way that this thread is a gigantic failboat and Bond is hanging out on the stern praying for a miracle.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1023/...9321e18895.jpg

:giggle:

qft

Wow

raped.

gils don't like talking on the phone, and it shows them that you're too busy and important to call them. They love this shit.

Since there is no naked man pic yet in this thread,

[IMG]http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/6...erline1op1.jpg[/IMG]

Wow, the fireworks were over the top, but he should have left his shirt on.

This is why I don't post.

I'm quiting life.

Trying, really trying to care....


Nope. Not happening.

Shut your piehole, you useless moron. You're no better than the OP.

haha. this is why i don't post often - if i were to admit that my miata's falling apart, i think i'd get assraped on here.

You're so dead. We're coming. And we're bringing George Washington.



Damn.

Where the fuck did that come from? Oh, and fuck you too:fawk:

Nah.

As long as it is not "...my miata sucks and I like having sex with it.."

BTW I don't text and drive. I have before but I don't even look at my phone when I do it because i'm good at it. It's pathetic.

I agree most here about texting and driving. I try not to do it.

Also, this actually happened, true story. Bad story maybe... but true nonetheless

The point is some random teenage chick offered herself to you, and you failed to hit it.

i guess it depends on *how* fugly the chick was....because i know i've had some pretty skanky vag offered to me that i've turned down because i was afraid that shit'd come back to eat me or something.

that said: yeah. she was probably a freak. lose.

call her up and hit it :D
tell her you'll hit it so good she'll forget about the other time

Seriously. You could tell the grandkids about how, back when you used to have a penis, you banged this ugly chick after unloading two cans of whipped cream up her ass. And how the crabs actually felt pretty good wiggling around, before the got to biting.

you know

stories on the internet are like this:

original version: ugly girl, race, blah blah, sebring

internet forum version: hot girl with huge arm sleeve tat, blah blah, beat us in her 67 SS then we doubled up on her.


we'd never know. but we also wouldn't believe you.

ha, no kidding.

yesterday i was riding my bike to the library and this super hot 18 year old pulled up alongside of me in her boyfriend's 2009 camara ss and he was driving and he was all like hey my car's faster than your bicycle and i was like "NO IT AIN'T" and then we raced and i totally kicked his ass and then he crashed because he was like so embarrased and his gf flew out of the window and she landed on my lap and then she was all like "oh you saved my life" and i was just like "bitch suck my dick" and then she did and then she called her hot twin sister over and we all had the sex.

true story!

no.

now you're just a copycat douche.

Me Two!

don't be a pussy.

I drive a miata that has 95 hp. :slap:

That means you have more time between now and when you hit something.

(edit: Wow, there's a pun)

Let's try and take this thread up a level in class....
 

Bond didn't tell you what happened next:

http://www.srtforums.com/forums/f106...rt-4-a-460155/

old news

This is completely irrelevant to anything in this thread, but hey what in this thread isn't? I thought i would take this opportunity to share my FAVORITE SRTforums thread ever....this kid lives in my city and this is probably one of his most well thought out mods ever.

http://www.srtforums.com/forums/f32/...ty-wtf-444998/

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Yes that is completely replacing his intercooler. and yes he does argue that his temps re actually lower than ambient, yes he is a complete idiot.

Think I should also add that he is on his 2nd motor, 3rd tranny, 3rd paint job, and 5th clutch in this car. He just turned 18... anymore questions feel free to ask I know the kids whole life story by now.

+1 :-)

wtf:bowrofl:
thread saved

PVC, now why didn't I think of that? Imagine wasting all that money on a FM or Bgei intercooler when you can do the same thing with Home Depot parts for a fraction of the cost.

Somebody get these up on eBay, quick! (I claim 10% of the profits!)

It's actually Lowe's parts, Charlottesville, VA isn't cool enough for a home depot yet.

I don't know what to say,I am totally speachless except for the roaring laughter.

Man, that pic is just begging for an "Epic FAIL" plastered underneath.

OOH, now tell me how much of a failure I am at making this "poster"

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well it IS almost unreadable.

+1 goddamn, that font/color is annoying

It looked alot better before saving it....

The Evils of JPEg.

compression = suck
gif = better for text

Yeah, in images with embedded text, the clarity of GIF is well worth the compromise in color depth.

http://img32.picoodle.com/data/img32...lm_1050bca.gif