So last night after this car meet about 25 miles from my house, I was driving my dads Camaro z28 with my friend in his Bolt on Mustang gt. We were ******* around and stuff on the highway and we saw this ******* ugly *** chick in a Sebring with the top down. We started messing with her trying to get her to race us and stuff and she starts signalling out her cell phone number to me. So I call her and she tells me how the mustang is faster than the camaro and whatnot blah blah whatever. Then she starts sending these slutty texts to me about how she wants sex and whatnot. I was like WTF so I make up this story about how I going to a party and she could come and we could fornicate. I went home at this point.

I recieve a phone call from her at like 1 in the AM and she says to give her an address and she will come over. I give her some random address I make up off the top of my head. So about 1 hour later she calls me all pissed off about how there is no one at the supposed "party" and starts cussing me out. I was like whatever....you need to not be a **** and offer yourself to muscle car driving ------s on the highway like myself.

Then she got caught sneaking out by her parents and got in all sorts of trouble. Me and buddy thought it was pretty funny and I thought I would share this to some people who might think the same. It was a pretty good dick move.


If you just read the above and said " what a waste of time" then watch this vid of my friends mustang getting walked by a stock gto

 

wow. you are a ******* loser. not only for the bullshit with the ugly chick but also for trying to get a convert sebring to race you. How pathetic.

 

You did all of this while driving?

WTH is the appeal of text messaging anyway? I find it slow and cumbersome, compared to just calling someone and speaking to them. I guess if you're a teenager and texting your friend while sitting in class not learning about macroeconomics or 20th century world history, then there's the advantage of stealth. But while driving?

 

Goodness lord

What's wrong with just telling people what you mean?

"Yes? Ah, sorry. I don't want to hang out with you."

Done.


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edit: HA! The kid in the video was leaning forward. I think it makes you faster.

 

 

+1

 

Dumbass. You'd be amazed at the freaky sex stuff an "ugly" chick will let you do. Should have hit it all night long. How does the saying go? A ugly chick in hand is worth two in the bush? Or something like that.

You fail. Now, I think you should be posting some pics of your Mom pretty soon to redeem yourself.

 

phone calls are disruptive. I can shoot off a text and go on with what i was doing. if it's something more complicated I can call but otherwise it's text city. it's conversation that doesn't require real-time interaction. it's a passive communication style as opposed to active. like email or letter writing or even better, if you dont get a person on the phone you can leave a text instead of a voice mail. voice mail is lame. most people just call back without listening anyway.

sebrings are for old people and your mom and confused middle aged guys who want something "sporty". and hertz. as in it hertz to drive such an awful grandma-gold posercar.

 

this **** happens to me just about every ******* day. You should have given her my address.

Nasty slutty girls are key to pursuing the American Dream...the rusty trombone.


this man speaks the truth.

 

Worse thread ever.
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hmm, so in summary:
dicking around with my gay friends, on our slow cars, coulda got ***** but refused it for a great night on the town with my cockfest butt buddies.

I woulda taken the *****. but hey, if you prefer a cockfest I wont stop you

 

He does drive a miata..

 

Texting eliminates the disruptive one-minute phone calls, like y8s said. Plus, it's not illegal to text while driving in CA, but it is illegal to talk on the phone.

 

Ban? Also, texting while driving? I fear a Darwin award is soon to follow...

 

At least the story gives us something to talk about.

That GTO and Mustang were dead even. I don't know where you saw "walked"... but they were doorhandle to doorhandle until the last 5 seconds where the GTO got 1/2 carlength when the Stang shifted.

You do know that "walked" is a derivitive of the word "walk"... ie, one car slowly but steadily "walks" away from the other. Of course car's can't walk because they don't have legs, but what we're looking for is the relative speed of a walking man. In a race that long, if the Goat had "walked" him, it would have been a 4-5 carlength race.

This "walking" thing is just pointing out another way that this thread is a gigantic failboat and Bond is hanging out on the stern praying for a miracle.

 

 

qft

 

 

Wow

 

raped.