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Old 08-15-2008, 12:11 AM   #21
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gils don't like talking on the phone, and it shows them that you're too busy and important to call them. They love this ****.
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Old 08-15-2008, 12:50 AM   #22
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Since there is no naked man pic yet in this thread,

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Old 08-15-2008, 12:58 AM   #23
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Wow, the fireworks were over the top, but he should have left his shirt on.
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Old 08-15-2008, 01:22 AM   #24
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This is why I don't post.

I'm quiting life.
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Old 08-15-2008, 03:12 AM   #25
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Old 08-15-2008, 05:32 AM   #26
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Trying, really trying to care....


Nope. Not happening.
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Old 08-15-2008, 05:47 AM   #27
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Shut your piehole, you useless moron. You're no better than the OP.
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Old 08-15-2008, 06:20 AM   #28
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haha. this is why i don't post often - if i were to admit that my miata's falling apart, i think i'd get assraped on here.
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Old 08-15-2008, 07:20 AM   #29
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You're so dead. We're coming. And we're bringing George Washington.



Damn.
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Old 08-15-2008, 08:53 AM   #30
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Shut your piehole, you useless moron. You're no better than the OP.
Where the **** did that come from? Oh, and **** you too
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Old 08-15-2008, 11:26 AM   #31
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haha. this is why i don't post often - if i were to admit that my miata's falling apart, i think i'd get assraped on here.
Nah.

As long as it is not "...my miata sucks and I like having sex with it.."
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Old 08-15-2008, 01:38 PM   #32
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BTW I don't text and drive. I have before but I don't even look at my phone when I do it because i'm good at it. It's pathetic.

I agree most here about texting and driving. I try not to do it.

Also, this actually happened, true story. Bad story maybe... but true nonetheless
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Old 08-15-2008, 05:36 PM   #33
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The point is some random teenage chick offered herself to you, and you failed to hit it.
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Old 08-15-2008, 07:15 PM   #34
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i guess it depends on *how* fugly the chick was....because i know i've had some pretty skanky vag offered to me that i've turned down because i was afraid that ****'d come back to eat me or something.

that said: yeah. she was probably a freak. lose.
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call her up and hit it
tell her you'll hit it so good she'll forget about the other time
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Old 08-15-2008, 10:37 PM   #36
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i guess it depends on *how* fugly the chick was....because i know i've had some pretty skanky vag offered to me that i've turned down because i was afraid that ****'d come back to eat me or something.

that said: yeah. she was probably a freak. lose.
Seriously. You could tell the grandkids about how, back when you used to have a *****, you banged this ugly chick after unloading two cans of whipped cream up her ***. And how the crabs actually felt pretty good wiggling around, before the got to biting.
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Old 08-15-2008, 11:03 PM   #37
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you know

stories on the internet are like this:

original version: ugly girl, race, blah blah, sebring

internet forum version: hot girl with huge arm sleeve tat, blah blah, beat us in her 67 SS then we doubled up on her.


we'd never know. but we also wouldn't believe you.
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Old 08-15-2008, 11:37 PM   #38
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ha, no kidding.

yesterday i was riding my bike to the library and this super hot 18 year old pulled up alongside of me in her boyfriend's 2009 camara ss and he was driving and he was all like hey my car's faster than your bicycle and i was like "NO IT AIN'T" and then we raced and i totally kicked his *** and then he crashed because he was like so embarrased and his gf flew out of the window and she landed on my lap and then she was all like "oh you saved my life" and i was just like "bitch suck my dick" and then she did and then she called her hot twin sister over and we all had the sex.

true story!
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no.

now you're just a copycat douche.
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Me Two!
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