gils don't like talking on the phone, and it shows them that you're too busy and important to call them. They love this shit.

Since there is no naked man pic yet in this thread,

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Wow, the fireworks were over the top, but he should have left his shirt on.

This is why I don't post.

I'm quiting life.

Trying, really trying to care....


Nope. Not happening.

Shut your piehole, you useless moron. You're no better than the OP.

haha. this is why i don't post often - if i were to admit that my miata's falling apart, i think i'd get assraped on here.

You're so dead. We're coming. And we're bringing George Washington.



Damn.

Where the fuck did that come from? Oh, and fuck you too:fawk:

Nah.

As long as it is not "...my miata sucks and I like having sex with it.."

BTW I don't text and drive. I have before but I don't even look at my phone when I do it because i'm good at it. It's pathetic.

I agree most here about texting and driving. I try not to do it.

Also, this actually happened, true story. Bad story maybe... but true nonetheless

The point is some random teenage chick offered herself to you, and you failed to hit it.

i guess it depends on *how* fugly the chick was....because i know i've had some pretty skanky vag offered to me that i've turned down because i was afraid that shit'd come back to eat me or something.

that said: yeah. she was probably a freak. lose.

call her up and hit it :D
tell her you'll hit it so good she'll forget about the other time

Seriously. You could tell the grandkids about how, back when you used to have a penis, you banged this ugly chick after unloading two cans of whipped cream up her ass. And how the crabs actually felt pretty good wiggling around, before the got to biting.

you know

stories on the internet are like this:

original version: ugly girl, race, blah blah, sebring

internet forum version: hot girl with huge arm sleeve tat, blah blah, beat us in her 67 SS then we doubled up on her.


we'd never know. but we also wouldn't believe you.

ha, no kidding.

yesterday i was riding my bike to the library and this super hot 18 year old pulled up alongside of me in her boyfriend's 2009 camara ss and he was driving and he was all like hey my car's faster than your bicycle and i was like "NO IT AIN'T" and then we raced and i totally kicked his ass and then he crashed because he was like so embarrased and his gf flew out of the window and she landed on my lap and then she was all like "oh you saved my life" and i was just like "bitch suck my dick" and then she did and then she called her hot twin sister over and we all had the sex.

true story!

no.

now you're just a copycat douche.

Me Two!