Well, not really. I'm sure you guys have awesome lives. I mean, I do have shitty 16" wheels on my car, and it still makes under 225whp, but that's only my car...
I did go to the SEMA show in Las Vegas last week and now this bitches:

That's right. I will be seeing the greatest vocals in hairband history in less than 3 hours. Suck on that.

 

who?

 

Where is the part where your life rules?

 

Lol! You wanna **** on me gay boy?
Seriously...I'm awaiting the former lead singer of Skid Row to emerge from his back stage dress room. Yea, Sebastian Bach is like the Axel Rose of the 80's only better. **** GnR. Skid Row is the real deal.

 

So much gay in here...

 

Mancard: revoked.

Drop the boatanchor wheels before acting all tough up in hurr'

 

Apparently you'll never understand the connection behind the 80's hair band trend. Have fun in the Netherlands with David Hasselhoff.

 

That's Germany, but thanks for confirming the dumbass american stereotype

 

Lol! You said it!

 

(Sent from phone via capitalism)

Im back in the saddle...

 

+1

 

Opening band was "taunted by tomorrow"...they fucken kicked ***. Google them. I'm all revved up on jager and red bulls, but they kicked ***...

 

I remember Sebastian Bach on that one show on vh1 a few years ago

 

It's 10:38, show is done. It was ******* awesome . My friend had him sign a $1 bill and he said "I'm gonna go give this to a stripper in 1/2 an hour..." he said, " cool man".

 

 

I only know Sebastian Bach because he was on Gilmore Girls

 

Woke up to the sound of pouring rain..........

 

The best shows end before 11:00pm. I understand they had to get on the retirement home shuttle before it left but come on.

 

Oh, we so are not worth all this .. what?

 

The Folksmen Trio once opened for Spinal Tap. They were booed off the stage by idiots who didn't understand the joke.