I got off of work around 330 am last night and my roomy was **** house drunk telling some chick he loves her. He was also dumping some rice on his stomach trying to convince her to go to bed with him. He passed out moments after and I thought I would have some fun.

 

NICE!

Tell me this ended with you taking the chick to bed...

 

Pics of the chick

 

Thanks , you just reminded me i need to load my hearing protection for "man weekend" Ive got a date with 2 gsg-5's , one .223 ar15 and an assortment of handguns. FUN FUn.

 

cute puppy

 

hahaha nice job

 

haha, you should have dumped him off behind Adluh flour, that would have scared the **** out of him

 

That's funny that you said that. We work right across the street from Adluh flour. He manages the Flying Saucer and I manage the Wild Hare!! He was drinking at both that night.

Pics of girl as requested......



I brought my own home. lol

 

Chick fails. He's lucky she didn't sleep with him, he woulda woken up, rolled over, look at her and said FML!
Btw friends don't let friend sleep with ugly chicks

 

You should touch his ****.

 

This thread is WIN!!


Boy am I glad that no one took pics of me last weekend in my drunk state. BTW, My GF was bugging me about going to buy more Firefly to which I replied "I didn't drink all of it, there is some left.". I went to open the fridge to show here... but alas, she was right, I did drink the whole bottle afterall. Damn, not bad...I feel good I took that whole bottle on and didn't get sick lolololol

 

Win.

 

not sure why but my friends always get weirded out when they wake up with their pants unbuttoned

 

Cute sweater, plz send to me?