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Ben 09-22-2008 07:01 PM

First thing you need to do is talk to your neighbor. It may prove to be futile, but you need to give it a chance. If the behavior continues, invest in a can of mace.

chucker 09-22-2008 07:05 PM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 311115)
so wait, you haven't asked the neighbor to keep his dog from pissing on your car? why futile?

Oh, I've asked him, nicely and repeatedly. I just won't ask him again. He thinks I'm a ------ cuz I have a Miata so he cares little about my wheels, even though the wheels which his dog prefers to mark are the ones on my truck. But the main reason it's futile is because he's a tweaker. And as you may or may not know, there simply is no point in talking sensibly to someone on meth. I don't really blame the dog - he's just acting on instinct - and I sure as hell can't shoot him; a jarring zap would be welcomed, though.

Thanks for all the ideas, crude and otherwise.

bryantaylor 09-22-2008 07:07 PM

stop being a bitch. tell him if it hapens again, your going to beat his crackhead ass.

SeanE 09-22-2008 07:12 PM


Originally Posted by chucker (Post 311150)
are the ones on my truck. But the main reason it's futile is because he's a tweaker. And as you may or may not know, there simply is no point in talking sensibly to someone on meth.


If he's on Meth you have bigger problems than a dog peeing on your wheels you better hope he's not making tha crap in his house or else:


http://www.best-horror-movies.com/im...fire-small.jpg


That'll be your Miata in the picture.

patsmx5 09-22-2008 07:20 PM


Originally Posted by SeanE (Post 311152)
If he's on Meth you have bigger problems than a dog peeing on your wheels you better hope he's not making tha crap in his house or else:


http://www.best-horror-movies.com/im...fire-small.jpg


That'll be your Miata in the picture.

Yeap, exactly what I was about to say. Get the law on his ass.

chucker 09-22-2008 07:28 PM


Originally Posted by bryantaylor (Post 311151)
stop being a bitch. tell him if it hapens again, your going to beat his crackhead ass.

Riiight, I'm a bitch. :greddy:

Nah man, I hear what you're saying, and in part, you're right. However, the truth of the matter is that I have A LOT more to lose than he does. Shoot his dog? Nope. Go to his house to start shit? Nope. Anything illegal? Nope. He's an asshair away from jail anyway. He's several blocks down the road and his closer neighbors are doing their damnedest to get him out. I want NOTHING to do with the guy. I'm simply looking for an interim solution.

bryantaylor 09-22-2008 07:32 PM


Originally Posted by chucker (Post 311156)
Riiight, I'm a bitch. :greddy:

Nah man, I hear what you're saying, and in part, you're right. However, the truth of the matter is that I have A LOT more to lose than he does. Shoot his dog? Nope. Go to his house to start shit? Nope. Anything illegal? Nope. He's an asshair away from jail anyway. He's several blocks down the road and his closer neighbors are doing their damnedest to get him out. I want NOTHING to do with the guy. I'm simply looking for an interim solution.

ok i see, then just spray down your wheels with the hose? and spray the dog with the hose.

but the dog is traveling that far just to piss on your wheels?

nicacus 09-22-2008 08:26 PM

double post.. sorry

nicacus 09-22-2008 08:28 PM

found these online:


Originally Posted by nicacus (Post 311178)
:quote: Try a blend of cayenne and black pepper. Mix the two peppers together and sprinkle them around the perimeter of your yard. You can also mix flour in with the pepper if you want. The flour does not have a repellent effect but it helps you to see where you have sprinkled the pepper. The pepper causes the dogs to sneeze and most dogs won't cross over it to get to the other side. Be sure to reapply after it rains.

Soak cotton balls in ammonia, vinegar or rubbing alcohol and place them along the perimeter of your yard. All of these household items have strong smells that naturally repel dogs. Do not pour them directly on the ground though because they can be harmful to plants.

Purchase a commercially sold dog repellent and spray the perimeter of your yard with it. Many of these last through the rain and only need to be reapplied every 60 to 90 days.

Contact animal control to complain about the stray dogs in your yard. They should be able to assist you in the removal of the dogs. :quote:


chucker 09-22-2008 08:37 PM

Now that's what I'm talking about. Thanks for searching for me.

I'll go with the flour, pepper, pepper treatment first.

KPLAFIN 09-22-2008 08:39 PM

Airsoft gun's won't do any damage at all...just sting a little bit. My cousins and I shoot the hell out of each other with them in the 30 acres of woods behind my house...doesn't even hurt as bad as paint balls do.

Arkmage 09-22-2008 10:18 PM

I like the mace idea... that little fucko won't come back.

turbobluemiata 09-22-2008 11:51 PM

how nice are said wheels?? and how bad could it hurt them:cool: (not the point I know but still)

Torkel 09-23-2008 02:49 AM

Do you see it happened? Can you catch the dog in the act? I bet you only need to catch him 2 or max 3 times with a water hose or a bucket of cold water before he learns that the truck is of limit. It is not about threatening the dog or forcing it to stop; it is more about informing the dog that it is wrong. Yell “NOO!” on top of you lungs and hose him down.

icantthink4155 09-23-2008 07:49 AM

I say kill it, I hate dogs:-D

Torkel 09-23-2008 07:53 AM


Originally Posted by icantthink4155 (Post 311327)
I say kill it, I hate dogs:-D

Thats OK. They probably hate you too.

patsmx5 09-23-2008 08:22 AM


Originally Posted by Torkel (Post 311306)
Do you see it happened? Can you catch the dog in the act? I bet you only need to catch him 2 or max 3 times with a water hose or a bucket of cold water before he learns that the truck is of limit. It is not about threatening the dog or forcing it to stop; it is more about informing the dog that it is wrong. Yell “NOO!” on top of you lungs and hose him down.

True. If you want to take a rational approach this is probably all it would take.

TonyV 09-23-2008 09:22 AM

find a korean neighbor thats hungry...lol

talusfan 09-23-2008 12:17 PM

Paintballs work good on stray dogs and kids that cut thru your yard. If you don't like the mess, freeze the paintballs first. The kids learn faster than the dogs.

JayL 09-23-2008 02:10 PM

Wrap laxatives in pieces of bacon and feed them to the dog. Then take the dog home and tell the owner you found him wondering the neighborhood and didn't want him to get hit by a car. Most likely, the guy will bring the dog inside and nature will take care of the rest.


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