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Old 12-24-2008, 03:04 PM   #1
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Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten : St. Lucie County : TCPalm

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She said she asked him to show his genital area so she could determine whether he was cheating with another woman.

As she went to sniff her husband's *****, he reportedly punched her mouth and started to kick her when she was on the floor. The husband then fled the scene.
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Old 12-24-2008, 03:34 PM   #2
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37-year-old wife
25-year-old husband....


astin and demi?
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Old 12-24-2008, 03:48 PM   #3
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Wow that's messed up.
Kind of like that one time I told my buddy to smell his dick after he was questioning a drunken night where he thought he might have had ---- with a bar *****. bahahahaha
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man i love south florida
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trophy husband
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Lmfao, hahahaha.


This thread is full of win.
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Old 12-24-2008, 06:51 PM   #8
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What if it smells like a$$ ?
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For hustler:
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Moral of this thread: take a shower/wash your dick before going home to your girl.
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Old 12-28-2008, 07:10 PM   #12
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or just rub a orange on your dick after you cheat. bitches love oranges.
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Or draw a smiley face on it. Bitches love smiley faces.
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Old 12-29-2008, 08:26 PM   #14
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and a orange smelling smiley face WILL get you laid again.
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or just punch and kick her when she leans down to smell it?
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