prolly contracted aidz

 

I have an adventurous side.

 

 

"Low standards".... I've heard that before. Mostly by the "jelly" portion of the population.


Exactly.... you down for a three-way with her?

 

 

I was texting her a while ago. Then BAM.
Fell off the face of the earth.

 

In what Repressed Homosexual Bizarro World is that chick not eminently fuckable?? Agreed, knowing her backstory, I wouldn't touch her with welding gloves on, but Ninja Please; on appearance only I would knock the bottom out of that. Repeatedly.

Y'all really are a pack of fruits. Not that there's anything wrong with that.. But sheesh. She's got a wrinkle? Ehrmagerd, run away, a thirty year old.

I would hit it.

 

Well, that's just it.

Maybe I'm a fruitcake, maybe I'm old. But just as with comic books, used cars and good cheese, the back-story matters.

 

*Totally agree*; the crowd I run with provides me the frequent opportunity to put the blocks to extremely attractive Dirty Girls, which I never avail myself of. And as stated, knowing this chicks back story I wouldn't go near her. My point was simply that there's nothing wrong with her appearance. Points for the effort actually; home girl is putting in the work.

 

I just noticed the following image in her "please **** me" ad:



That woman is *literally* a *****. And, judging by the pictures, she looks like one.

And that's why I wouldn't **** her with Hustler's dick.

 

Vaginas are a muscle. Since when did exercising a muscle turn it haggard?

 

I dunno. Some of the skanks online have female parts that are reminiscent of pastrami.

 

oh yeah, overworked muscles are just SOO attractive


I bet you wanna hit that so hard huh?

 

Here's the solution:
http://vimeo.com/10883108