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Old 12-13-2013, 01:16 PM   #21
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Old 12-13-2013, 08:31 PM   #24
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LOL @ low standards and banging chicks that look like they've been on "COPS" and "Jerry Springer"
"Low standards".... I've heard that before. Mostly by the "jelly" portion of the population.


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Whatever, i'd smash the **** out of that. She at least clearly knows how to suck a dick.
Exactly.... you down for a three-way with her?
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Old 12-13-2013, 11:39 PM   #25
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Old 12-14-2013, 09:42 AM   #26
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I was texting her a while ago. Then BAM.
Fell off the face of the earth.
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Old 12-14-2013, 10:13 AM   #27
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In what Repressed Homosexual Bizarro World is that chick not eminently fuckable?? Agreed, knowing her backstory, I wouldn't touch her with welding gloves on, but Ninja Please; on appearance only I would knock the bottom out of that. Repeatedly.

Y'all really are a pack of fruits. Not that there's anything wrong with that.. But sheesh. She's got a wrinkle? Ehrmagerd, run away, a thirty year old.

I would hit it.
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Old 12-14-2013, 10:38 AM   #28
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In what Repressed Homosexual Bizarro World is that chick not eminently fuckable?? Agreed, knowing her backstory, I wouldn't touch her with welding gloves on, but Ninja Please; on appearance only I would knock the bottom out of that. Repeatedly.
Well, that's just it.

Maybe I'm a fruitcake, maybe I'm old. But just as with comic books, used cars and good cheese, the back-story matters.
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Well, that's just it.

Maybe I'm a fruitcake, maybe I'm old. But just as with comic books, used cars and good cheese, the back-story matters.
*Totally agree*; the crowd I run with provides me the frequent opportunity to put the blocks to extremely attractive Dirty Girls, which I never avail myself of. And as stated, knowing this chicks back story I wouldn't go near her. My point was simply that there's nothing wrong with her appearance. Points for the effort actually; home girl is putting in the work.
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I just noticed the following image in her "please **** me" ad:



That woman is *literally* a *****. And, judging by the pictures, she looks like one.

And that's why I wouldn't **** her with Hustler's dick.
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I've seen her vagina. Looks somewhat used, but not totally blown out or haggard yet. Unless she's had surgery recently, i think i'm good on keeping ***** out of my mouth hole area.
Vaginas are a muscle. Since when did exercising a muscle turn it haggard?
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Old 12-14-2013, 05:03 PM   #32
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Vaginas are a muscle. Since when did exercising a muscle turn it haggard?
I dunno. Some of the skanks online have female parts that are reminiscent of pastrami.
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oh yeah, overworked muscles are just SOO attractive


I bet you wanna hit that so hard huh?
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I dunno. Some of the skanks online have female parts that are reminiscent of pastrami.
Here's the solution:
http://vimeo.com/10883108
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