The Odd Behavior Thread
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The Odd Behavior Thread
I'm typing this on my iPhone, so allow me to be brief.
While shitting, I'll often stand up and take a quick peek at each turd. I literally just did this and I didn't think anything was weird about it until this chick who's staying with me was like "wtf?"
Bros, what are some odd behaviors you exhibit on a regular basis?
I'm fascinated by my own poop, one day I will find that eight ball of coke I swallowed at the US-Canadian border.
While shitting, I'll often stand up and take a quick peek at each turd. I literally just did this and I didn't think anything was weird about it until this chick who's staying with me was like "wtf?"
Bros, what are some odd behaviors you exhibit on a regular basis?
I'm fascinated by my own poop, one day I will find that eight ball of coke I swallowed at the US-Canadian border.
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I tend to get bored a lot or get restless and will make random noises as a result. Usually I am alone or out of earshot when I do it unless I am very comfortable with who I am around (i.e. family, fiance, close friends). However, other people have heard me many times when I just don't care and I always get a laugh and some comment along the lines of "WTF was that?" or "You're crazy man."
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It's actually a very good idea to look at each and every bowel movement, to detect possibly alarming changes. These changes can be in odor, size, color, and form (watery, loose, formed, solid, rock, etc).
Poop can tell a lot about a patient. There's a song from Scrubs about it that's surprisingly and humorously accurate.
And good god I will never poop in front of my gf.
Poop can tell a lot about a patient. There's a song from Scrubs about it that's surprisingly and humorously accurate.
And good god I will never poop in front of my gf.
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I'm a big fan of fiber... I only really have maybe one **** a week that requires some work. The rest are a ten second effort at most, and require a quick one-wiper just for the backsplash. You all are doing something wrong. And I even eat at the base galley a few times a week.
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Blood in poo can mean a couple different things. Again, color matters. Bright red blood means it's very close to the anus, like a sore on your bottom, or hemorrhoids. Darker blood or black poo has essentially been "mixed" with poo along your digestive tract, and can be an indication of a much more serious GI bleed. If it continues, I'd get it checked out ASAP. Especially if it seems to come with looser stools (again, all about the consistency). Your stomach and bowel do NOT like blood. Enough of it, and you'll vomit (upper GIB), or have very black, loose stools (lower GIB).