OK stick with me on this one...need viagra lol
 

were playing a joke on a guy at work and i want to get the average dosage of viagra to crush up into his drink or something. i dont know if its one or two or whatever but if anyone knows where i could get some? mabye your pops or grandpa takes it?? lol i dont know but im willing to compensate for it:rofl:

Thsi sounds like when someone says,"my friend has this problem" when they are really talking about themselves. Dude, if you need a boost you need a boost.

nah if i had a problem id seek different means of a solution. but im good, healthy 21 year old, no problems there.

i believe they give free trials or sum shit, google that shit

You know Viagra isn't "instant hardon" or anything, right? All you'd give the guy is a lightheaded feeling if he isn't used to Nitric Oxide products.

yes i do know that. its basic function is to loosen the blood vessels around the base of the penis to alow more blood flow blah blah blah. there a girl who works for us he dosent ever shut up about and his last day is in a couple weeks. shes in on it to and was going to slut it up for him

You might want to rethink this... Posting it on the internet, Stupid... Following through after posting it... REALLY Fucking Retarded.

Just go to the damn internet and order some if you need it that badly! Or you might call Bob Dole, I hear he has a lifetime supply!

Mark

wow chill much?

It loosens up blood vessels all over the body, thus the dizzyness and blue vision side effect warnings. Foisting it upon someone without their knowledge is irresponsible and potentially dangerous.

Hell, if you want to have fun with him, slip some Ipecac in his food/drink.


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well hell so is speeding

aight its cool though it was a JOKE but whatever. thanks for the help yo

if the girl is going to slut it up anyway, why not have her go one better and just keep brushing up against his johnson. that'll keep it hard all day.

If I was in the OP's shoes id take the viagra and bang the chick thats willing to slut it up.

i wanted to add this too because...well...its obvioius.
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lil bit of visine in his drink will hve him on the shitter for hours, much safer and funnier if i dont sy so myself, especially if it's an office and not a public place (like a shop/store)

lol

I like the saran wrap pulled tightly across the toilet prank. He'll be sure to get piss all over himself and the surrounding area. :bowrofl:

Vash-

switch the M&N keys on the keyboard.

we work in a pizza place we dont have keyboards

besides...switching the keys would be silly. I know I don't look when I type and it would take 2 seconds of testing before you would figure it out. o_O