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Dark Wanderer 06-20-2008 03:04 AM

Just take the methylene blue prank and check his face after he went to the toilet. Far more funny and less humiliating than having an epic boner in public....

BTW I think that 2 pills of viagra is too much and might be dangerous.

thirdgen 06-20-2008 08:08 AM

Forget the viagra prank...and for someone who is gonna play a "mega huge boner" prank, you sure are well educated in the effects of Viagra. Here's what you do. Do the visine in the drink so the guy gets the shits, BAD. But before he goes to use the bathroom, mix up some clear gelatin in the toilet bowl. The water will look like water, but it won't get hard. He'll spray liquid shit all over it, it won't flush, and it'll be embarrassing and gross at the same time.

Zabac 06-20-2008 10:00 AM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 273872)
The water will look like water, but it won't get hard. He'll spray liquid shit all over it, it won't flush.

I am a little confeused, water doesn't get hard either last time I checked...I think you tried to say it will get hard, no?
Where do I get this gellatin stuff?

IcantDo55 06-20-2008 11:55 AM

::taken' notes::

lol great ideas guys thanks


I go for the long term pranks better. Go get some gay bondage magazine or DVD subscriptions and order then to his neighbors house with his name on it.

kotomile 06-20-2008 01:51 PM


Originally Posted by Zabac (Post 273903)
I am a little confeused, water doesn't get hard either last time I checked...I think you tried to say it will get hard, no?
Where do I get this gellatin stuff?

He's saying it will gel, but not get rock-hard. You get gelatin at the grocery store.. in amongst the Jell-O.

Vashthestampede 06-20-2008 01:59 PM


Originally Posted by IcantDo55 (Post 273962)
::taken' notes::

lol great ideas guys thanks


I go for the long term pranks better. Go get some gay bondage magazine or DVD subscriptions and order then to his neighbors house with his name on it.

Years ago I got in a fight with one of my friends and one night when some other people where around I had a idea. I flipped through the TV and every infomercial I saw, I called and had them send some info addressed to him. It turned into a kinda extended prank and throughout one whole summer I must have called over 100 places. He still gets tons of random shit till this day. lol :bowrofl:

One of my good pranks was at a hotel down the road from me. The whole floor was one side even numbers and the other side odds. The fucking number plates for the room were stuck to the wall with tacky shit. You guessed it, swapped all the odds with the evens! :bowrofl: The next week every plate had 2 screws holding them to the wall! lol

Vash-

kotomile 06-20-2008 03:40 PM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 274034)
Years ago I got in a fight with one of my friends and one night when some other people where around I had a idea. I flipped through the TV and every infomercial I saw, I called and had them send some info addressed to him. It turned into a kinda extended prank and throughout one whole summer I must have called over 100 places. He still gets tons of random shit till this day. lol :bowrofl:

That's a good one!

I had a few magazine subscriptions sent to my friend, but I put "Spanky McGee" in the name field. They were ok magazines though (Stuff and Maxim) so I wouldn't call it a prank. He did start to get some junk mail addressed to Spanky McGee, but that wasn't part of the plan.

miataspeed1point6 06-20-2008 08:51 PM

Guys in my shop like to use styrofoam cups. I usually go into the stack and poke a small hole under the rim or in the bottom of a few of them. It doesn't always work, but that one or two times it does I love it.

They also like to put their food in the microwave and then walk away for a while. I go and unplug it and turn it on for a few seconds so it will display "done". They come back and get a bite of cold food. They still think it's just on the fritz, they don't know I do that.

TonyV 06-21-2008 12:06 AM

cup of water taped to the bottom of a desk is a great office prank..
styrofoam cup cut in 1/2, fill w/ water, tape to desk off to 1 side or the other...

Said person sits, rolls chair to desk, knee hits cup and someone's a lil soggy in the pants..

Let's hear some more good office pranks...me and my biz partner at work have a 6yr long pranking war, and I owe him a couple good one's...been meaning to find something worthwhile...

Few days ago I replaced his homepage on his personal laptop w/ some gayporn shit....But he never opened it till he was at home with a few people over...And HE didnt open it, his friend did!!!

silentbob343 06-21-2008 01:20 AM


Originally Posted by Zabac (Post 273903)
I am a little confeused, water doesn't get hard either last time I checked...I think you tried to say it will get hard, no?
Where do I get this gellatin stuff?

magic shops, it is actually the same stuff used in diapers

kotomile 06-21-2008 01:33 AM


Originally Posted by silentbob343 (Post 274202)
magic shops, it is actually the same stuff used in diapers

Much easier to get from a grocery store, don'tcha think?

Vashthestampede 06-21-2008 03:21 AM

Its not really a prank, but it was my singature move when I worked at petco years back. I got the manager of the store proably the best. You wait for a normal situation when someone is taking a drink of something and reach in, tilt the cup/can/bottle toward them and say to them "drink up bitch". They never suspect anything like that and end up spitting drink everywhere laughing and never get mad. I've done it probably 50 times. :)

PS.S Just wanna say its 3:19 and I just got back form a wicked ass skate session and two 12 packs. Fuck yea!! :bigtu:

Vash-

Flippy02 06-21-2008 03:30 AM

horny goat weed

blaque 06-21-2008 03:41 AM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 273872)
Forget the viagra prank...and for someone who is gonna play a "mega huge boner" prank, you sure are well educated in the effects of Viagra. Here's what you do. Do the visine in the drink so the guy gets the shits, BAD. But before he goes to use the bathroom, mix up some clear gelatin in the toilet bowl. The water will look like water, but it won't get hard. He'll spray liquid shit all over it, it won't flush, and it'll be embarrassing and gross at the same time.

bad idea

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp

Faeflora 06-21-2008 01:17 PM

Oh forget the viagra. Just fluff him yourself. You know you want to.

Silviata 06-22-2008 07:54 PM


Originally Posted by faeflora (Post 274267)
Oh forget the viagra. Just fluff him yourself. You know you want to.

lol:fawk:


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