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Old 06-20-2008, 04:04 AM   #21
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Just take the methylene blue prank and check his face after he went to the toilet. Far more funny and less humiliating than having an epic boner in public....

BTW I think that 2 pills of viagra is too much and might be dangerous.
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:08 AM   #22
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Forget the viagra prank...and for someone who is gonna play a "mega huge boner" prank, you sure are well educated in the effects of Viagra. Here's what you do. Do the visine in the drink so the guy gets the *****, BAD. But before he goes to use the bathroom, mix up some clear gelatin in the toilet bowl. The water will look like water, but it won't get hard. He'll spray liquid **** all over it, it won't flush, and it'll be embarrassing and gross at the same time.
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The water will look like water, but it won't get hard. He'll spray liquid **** all over it, it won't flush.
I am a little confeused, water doesn't get hard either last time I checked...I think you tried to say it will get hard, no?
Where do I get this gellatin stuff?
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::taken' notes::

lol great ideas guys thanks


I go for the long term pranks better. Go get some gay bondage magazine or DVD subscriptions and order then to his neighbors house with his name on it.
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I am a little confeused, water doesn't get hard either last time I checked...I think you tried to say it will get hard, no?
Where do I get this gellatin stuff?
He's saying it will gel, but not get rock-hard. You get gelatin at the grocery store.. in amongst the Jell-O.
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lol great ideas guys thanks


I go for the long term pranks better. Go get some gay bondage magazine or DVD subscriptions and order then to his neighbors house with his name on it.
Years ago I got in a fight with one of my friends and one night when some other people where around I had a idea. I flipped through the TV and every infomercial I saw, I called and had them send some info addressed to him. It turned into a kinda extended prank and throughout one whole summer I must have called over 100 places. He still gets tons of random **** till this day. lol

One of my good pranks was at a hotel down the road from me. The whole floor was one side even numbers and the other side odds. The ******* number plates for the room were stuck to the wall with tacky ****. You guessed it, swapped all the odds with the evens! The next week every plate had 2 screws holding them to the wall! lol

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Years ago I got in a fight with one of my friends and one night when some other people where around I had a idea. I flipped through the TV and every infomercial I saw, I called and had them send some info addressed to him. It turned into a kinda extended prank and throughout one whole summer I must have called over 100 places. He still gets tons of random **** till this day. lol
That's a good one!

I had a few magazine subscriptions sent to my friend, but I put "Spanky McGee" in the name field. They were ok magazines though (Stuff and Maxim) so I wouldn't call it a prank. He did start to get some junk mail addressed to Spanky McGee, but that wasn't part of the plan.
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Guys in my shop like to use styrofoam cups. I usually go into the stack and poke a small hole under the rim or in the bottom of a few of them. It doesn't always work, but that one or two times it does I love it.

They also like to put their food in the microwave and then walk away for a while. I go and unplug it and turn it on for a few seconds so it will display "done". They come back and get a bite of cold food. They still think it's just on the fritz, they don't know I do that.
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cup of water taped to the bottom of a desk is a great office prank..
styrofoam cup cut in 1/2, fill w/ water, tape to desk off to 1 side or the other...

Said person sits, rolls chair to desk, knee hits cup and someone's a lil soggy in the pants..

Let's hear some more good office pranks...me and my biz partner at work have a 6yr long pranking war, and I owe him a couple good one's...been meaning to find something worthwhile...

Few days ago I replaced his homepage on his personal laptop w/ some gayporn ****....But he never opened it till he was at home with a few people over...And HE didnt open it, his friend did!!!
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I am a little confeused, water doesn't get hard either last time I checked...I think you tried to say it will get hard, no?
Where do I get this gellatin stuff?
magic shops, it is actually the same stuff used in diapers
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magic shops, it is actually the same stuff used in diapers
Much easier to get from a grocery store, don'tcha think?
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Its not really a prank, but it was my singature move when I worked at petco years back. I got the manager of the store proably the best. You wait for a normal situation when someone is taking a drink of something and reach in, tilt the cup/can/bottle toward them and say to them "drink up bitch". They never suspect anything like that and end up spitting drink everywhere laughing and never get mad. I've done it probably 50 times.

PS.S Just wanna say its 3:19 and I just got back form a wicked *** skate session and two 12 packs. **** yea!!

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Forget the viagra prank...and for someone who is gonna play a "mega huge boner" prank, you sure are well educated in the effects of Viagra. Here's what you do. Do the visine in the drink so the guy gets the *****, BAD. But before he goes to use the bathroom, mix up some clear gelatin in the toilet bowl. The water will look like water, but it won't get hard. He'll spray liquid **** all over it, it won't flush, and it'll be embarrassing and gross at the same time.
bad idea

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp
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Oh forget the viagra. Just fluff him yourself. You know you want to.
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Oh forget the viagra. Just fluff him yourself. You know you want to.
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