I am recently subscribed to other forums. Yes, under the same screen name.
Anyway, I'm on other forums and the people on there seem like total ******* retards (yes I said retards cause I don't care about political correctness), so who else is on other car related forums and F's **** up all day and laughs at the crazy amount of stupidity?

 

I view and occasionally post on a handful of South Florida "street culture" car websites. Some of the arguments and opinions are so asinine that I often feel like putting someone in his or her place, but I quickly lose interest when I know my post will go right over the offender's head.

MT.net and only a few other sites I lurk on are, in my opinion, the last bastions of intelligent discourse on the Internet.

Insightful posts on places like NASIOC, Supraforums, Honda-Tech, etc. are often overshadowed by "yo i just pikt up dis new whip n got new shoez on d way den its off 2 da streetz to park da ricerz."

If anyone wants links some of the more accidentally hilarious forums, feel free to PM me. I only pass on the choice nuggs.

 

Ok, It's pronounced RATARD. R-A-T-A-R-D. Son of a bitch though, English is my Gf's second language and she hears me pronounce it that way so much I'm kinda afraid she'll slip.

 

Ok, feeling really stupid for posting something so empty.

 

This is the bullshit section.

 

For example, I post on a truck forum. This dude asks if he can jack one entire side of his truck up at a time. I respond with, "OMG, are you serious? Put your floor jack under your frame rail (yes, chevy trucks have full frames) and crank it up and see if it lifts 1 side off the ground. Don't even tell me that you have a POS little Garbage Freight bottle jack. Go to Sears and buy a Craftsman Floor Jack and take your skirt off. Geez, are you serious? This world really needs several posts for one guy to throw a jack under his truck and say "oh ****, imagine that? my truck is not unibody?" I mean WTF. I jack the back of my truck up by putting my jack under the pumpkin (that's the center of the rear end)...(the read end is the big black thing that the tires eventually bolt too). I jack that up and put jack stands under the axel tubes, then I jack the front end up and swap all four tires. I mean dude, if you can't jack your truck up and you need to post about it, and if you guys need to post responses to this, then you all should just take your **** to the local shop and shell out some cash, cause dude, WTF."

The a few minutes ago I go to look at my response so I can laugh while still wondering why this guys thread got a pile of responses, but I can't find my reply. Then I notice that there is a message in my inbox that reads,
"thirdgen:
Please consider this an official warning. This post is inappropriate. Swearing and belittling our members will not be tolerated.
I took some time to read back through all of your previous posts. With the exception of this one, and one other about 4" lifts-also posted last night, your posts have been appropriate and on topic. Were you having a bad night last night?
You need to realize that certain topics get started simply to generate conversation, and to help "newbies" who may not know much about their vehicles. Jacking up a truck may seem simple to you, but it may be valuable information to someone else.
Bottom line--if you post like this again it will be deleted, and your membership here will be in jeopardy."

I start laughing and thinking to myself. "Good, I hope I get kicked off there."

 

You should have just called this thread "Hey guys, look what I got warned for on another forum. They didn't provide me any validation there, so I'm looking for a lil' here."

 

lol

 

^^^lol at hussie

 

Oh really, some people are retarded?

this was aimed at 949 regarding the V8R kit.

 

I'm registered on a very big bike site. The *** kissing and group hugging is disgusting and makes me want to vomit.
One of the more annoying this is the lack of knowledge of the internet, with signatures like this:

It hardly fits in my screen. And this **** has more posts than I do on this forum, so imagine every one of mine having a sig that big.

Than there's another thread where a guy's bike dies. The engine still cranks, but won't start since he's verified that there's no spark. He also says he thinks he smells gas in the oil. REALLY? You can stick your head right in front of the carbs and smell gas through a 3/4" oil fill hole? AMAZING! Anyways, 2 pages of responses telling him what o-rings to replace to fix the gas in the oil problem. I butted in with a very rude response telling him to forget the ******* oil and pay attention to the spark. All the idiots stopped responding and I actually got a few "what he said" comments. I call that a win.

 

Ive simplified everything and only post here. Every other forum im on is **** plain and simple.

 

Craftsman jacks SUCK...

 

If you want a forum to laugh at that is full of ******* idiots, retarded typing, posting pictures of shitty cars (but these broke *** kids really think they have a cool car) and other stupid ****.... goto... www.importatlanta.com

Enjoy.

 

I'll see your rice and raise you an egg roll.

Yes, I've registered and made an intro post on that site. I assure you, it was only to watch their hilarious street racing videos.

 

MY ******* EYES... and my diaphragm hurts from laughing...



truly unbelievable... I actually found fake intercoolers on that site.


edit: I also discovered the word "illest."

 

I couldn't believe the amount of misinformation on a Toyota truck board I was on. Post after post about wheel offsets and tire clearance that were incorrect...lol

Then there is our local board in Corpus, people trying to call out the roadracers a while back stating that drag racing their 200whp Honda Civic was more intense.

 

I deal with retreads EVERY day. Most are suing me.

 

+1 Craftsman = HF crap

 

When you come in this ******* thread, you sure as motherfucking **** had better respect me. Actually **** respect, you had better worship the motherfucking ground I walk on, todd. You god damn think I'm just going to sit here and let you stomp all over me with your ignorance and disrespect? **** YOU dude, I am not going to be passive about this ****. You had better pray to ******* christ I don't find out where you live, or you might find out what a 12 gauge to the face feels like, you ******* bitch. i'm sick of the way you act online, it's a pathetic ruse to make up for your lack of a social life. yeah i may seem strange but that doesn't give you the right to think you're better than me? and what's up with bringing up your genitalia for comparison in nearly every thread you post in? do you really feel accomplished by your genes? yeah i thought so **** face. well you need to listen up. i'm not going to deal with your **** anymore, this goes beyond mt.net, im taking this **** to the real world. let's see how you act then you **** *** bitch, i'll **** you up so bad youll be crying and **** but if you start bleeding youre on your own cuz i aint helping you clean that **** up

got it todd? dont even think i dont mean this, i will **** your mother until she dies from aids