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Old Jan 9, 2007 | 12:31 PM
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For a good laugh that is

This was in the Washington Post's Ask Amy advice column.

Dear Amy:

I am a happily married 27-year-old woman about to have my first baby, and I am terrified because it isn't my husband's baby.
Last spring, another woman and I took a trip to the Bahamas. At the hotel, I had a massage and was seduced by the masseur. I tried to resist, but I guess I got carried away. I sort of cooperated once things got started.

After some prenatal tests, my doctor recently told me that the baby's blood type is different from both my husband's and mine, which means the baby is not his. When the baby is born, it will be very obvious: My husband and I are white, and the masseur is black.

I can't tell my husband; I think he would leave me. It's too late for an abortion. What can I do? Please advise me.
Old Jan 9, 2007 | 12:35 PM
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lol...and I thought I was dumb...
Old Jan 9, 2007 | 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by braineack
For a good laugh that is

This was in the Washington Post's Ask Amy advice column.

Dear Amy:

I can't tell my husband; I think he would leave me. It's too late for an abortion. What can I do? Please advise me.
A can of paint?

Frank
Old Jan 9, 2007 | 12:41 PM
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Dear MJ

How do I make my black baby, white?
Old Jan 9, 2007 | 12:58 PM
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wow

just when you think people really aren't that ignorant...
Old Jan 9, 2007 | 01:08 PM
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Thats awesome!
Old Jan 9, 2007 | 01:16 PM
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that sucks
Old Jan 9, 2007 | 01:48 PM
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That is going to be quite the delivery room chat. I would love to be the delivering doctor.
Old Jan 9, 2007 | 02:10 PM
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she better start believing jesus was black and call it a miracle.
Old Jan 9, 2007 | 02:13 PM
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i just love how never once is she like I love him I made a mistake now I have a bastard child....she's like he'll leave me. I bet he's rich and she's a *****.
Old Jan 9, 2007 | 02:21 PM
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I second that notion braineack....what a ******* *****
Old Jan 9, 2007 | 02:32 PM
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Poor kid.
Old Jan 9, 2007 | 02:55 PM
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damn i thought i was the only one that had happened to :gay:
Old Jan 9, 2007 | 05:06 PM
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If I was the husband, sitting in there giving support to my wife while in labor, and then something like that popped out, I would just walk out of the ER, go to the courthouse, and file for a divorce right away. I would not even give her the chance to redeem. ******* women, I would cuntpunt that bitch to the curb.
Old Jan 9, 2007 | 05:12 PM
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She could be jumping the gun thought too, although she deserves to get dropped like redheaded stepchild for cheating though. You can have a different blood type then both your parents, I do. However the black thing, yeah that'll confirm it.
Old Jan 9, 2007 | 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by boostinsteve
If I was the husband, sitting in there giving support to my wife while in labor, and then something like that popped out, I would just walk out of the ER, go to the courthouse, and file for a divorce right away. I would not even give her the chance to redeem. ******* women, I would cuntpunt that bitch to the curb.
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