Felching is some sick shit. When your done with the straw, you swap it to the other person orally. GAGGERS

a straw is used for shrimping. Felching requires no special equipment.

oh fuck yes. Good call.

After an appropriate period of deliberation, I have come to the decision to tender my resignation from Wayport, effective August 15, 2008.

Please know that I still maintain a high level of respect for you as a manager and colleague, and I thank you sincerely for the support and assistance you have offered me in each of those roles. I have been proud to work for Wayport over the past eight years; it has been a journey that has provided me with an unparalleled foundation to move forward to new and exciting opportunities.

As such, I have decided to become a professional pirate. It has always been a dream of mine to live the life of a swashbuckling corsair, beholden to none and master of all I survey. Once my crew of unabashed rogues is assembled, we shall take to the capacious expanse of the high seas to pursue fortune, fame, and hair-raising adventure.

Our path may not be filled with the porcine comforts and technological marvels that Wayport provides, but we shall nonetheless move forward to carve a name for ourselves in the annals of bold insurgency and death-defying derring-do. Once I have a keen blade at my hip and the Jolly Roger is flapping high above me, I believe I will find my true calling.

Please note that I am currently accepting applications for First Officer, if you are at all interested in applying. I will provide a full medical and dental plan, which will offer immediate coverage of all maladies other than scurvy and the occasional bout of rickets.

You mean - " Shrimpin' "
All of it's sick shit :giggle:

i could post something so fucking sick and twisted that it made gag the first time I read it, but I'd rather keep this thread open so I can get the "miata roger" flag.

Good Luck Hustler --
Me's gotta get up early tomorrow --- We have "fay" blowin this way and it gets busy at work......

Like this? It is pretty sweet.

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oh fuck yes. Thanks.

and now you have a scheme for your new paintjob. just the "strap" stripe across the hood to hold the eyepatch on.... yayyyy

LOL, wish I could upload that to Halo :giggle:

I like it, good job on the PS!

Win!

huh. now if someone actually printed those. I actually have the first posted jolly roger right above my exhaust. I'd totally take the skull off and put a miata there if someone printed em up.

ok but before anyone prints em, we need a higher angle view of the NA so you can actually see the headlight cover. call me picky.

Nah I agree new one is needed. Higher angle also won't make it look like 4 x 4 ride height status.

needs wider tires and a r-pack lip too.

Maybe animate it, so the headlights flip up and down like the "Miata Wave" :bowrofl: on m.net!

Anyone have a better picture? I tried to find one really quick last night with the R lip but couldn't. If someone has a better angle I can redo it.

Also, instead of swords it needs pistons/rods.