I lied when the entry form for the US asked if I came in contact with animals.

This is a real crocodile. Big enough to make one boot.


This one is big enough to make a bracelet.


Thats me playing around with a boa constrictor. In fact I loved playing with it so much im shopping for a snake right now.


We walked through a pit that had 40 crocs in it just chilling to the left and right of the path. Heres a picture with one.


We got to feed deer. This one tried to eat my shoes.


Spyder monkeys have freakishly human like fingers. They are also very emotional. We didnt give one monkey more banana and it got upset and crossed its arms while sitting on its house.


Upset monkey.


Thats my GF and I and the awesome parrot that kisses you when you leave.


I dont think you want to see the pics of me in my speedo climbing trees for coconuts on the beach and then eating em.

 

This cigar is a cut from the original which was 12 meters long.




I love you guys.


These are some cats which are in the same genus as Jaguars but they are the size of house cats except for the long *** tail and the huge paws. Extremely dangerous and can kill.

 

Cool pics.

 

That looks like a vacation...

 

I cant lay on a beach for more then 2 hours at a time. A vacation for me is doing things I otherwise dont have time for.

 

Crococun?

 

Shots of our hotel.








Damn guns are bigger then the soldiers.

 

yes!!!.

 

Been there, was pretty cool. I like that there is really no liability in Mexico. I've been there 4 times (last trip was at the beginning of April), never once was I given a waiver to sign. Awesome!

What hotel?

 

I have the hardest time getting my wife to understand this. I got so damn tired of laying there drinkin'...



No liability rocks. Last time we went to DF we visited this nice place in the hills near Toluca where you can rent 4 wheelers and go ape-****. No forms, just fun. Did see some guy roll one with his girl on the back though. He was out cold for several minutes, and knocked out so bad he pissed himself...kinda scary. My wife wouldn't ride with me after that.

Mexico's fun.

 

Thats nuts, at least they were alive. Speaking of riding together.

I took my GF out on the Jetski for her first time, in some rough seas, she would get **** scared passed 50% throttle after which point the thing goes airborne. I let her off 15 min later and she was shaking for the rest of the day. Adrenaline is some wacky stuff man.

Riu Palace Mexico.

Highly recommend it to anyone who wants a place to go. It was the ****, plain and simple.

 

When da hell did you go to Mexico??? I had no clue mang

 

Exact same thing with my wife last time we went to the Yucatan.

At least she was brave enough to try, I gave her mad props for that...she's never ridden on the back of a bike with me.

 

....and if you ever feel inclined to want something like these as a housecat, you can get a Bengal. I want one of these bad boys..








Looks like it was a rather nice trip, Sam! I have yet to ever leave the confines of the East Coast :(

 

I was in Cancun, mexico last week too actually. I did manage to find these bad boys. Maybe one DD, one track car?

 

Isnt that the norm for you silly americans though?

It was my first real vacation, I have never seen the Caribbean and the water just blew my mind.

Next vacation I plan im gonna make it known to people on the boards I browse so we can all meet up somewhere and chill for a week.

 

You've got that right. Unreal. My wife had been before, but I wanted to spend every minute we weren't eating, sleeping, or ******* out there in that water. You're drawn to it. I'd never been so relaxed and away from it all.


Swinger party?

 

Someone in my neighborhood has one and walks it on a leash.

 

Your wife can come, you can stay in the water.

 

If you are in Cancun eat at the Rio Steak House. It is somewhere around KM3 or 4. It is the bomb if you are into eating meat. Brazilian BBQ, and let me tell you they know a lot about waxing and cooking meat. They have a parade of meat they bring by your table, I ate crocodile, frogs legs, ostrich and beef. Anyway it is awesome.