in college when drunk i've probably pissed just about everywhere. once pissed on my friends keyboard on his desk, cleaned it all up and bought him a new keyboard. then he went back to college and someone there did it too

once after some nasty shot someone gave in an uber crowded bar with about 300 sweaty coeds between me and the bathroom i turned around and puked in the 2" gap between 2 back to back arcade machines and no a single person noticed

 

I've pissed in the sink. Why the hell not, just run the faucet while you do it. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

I also wash the dingaling in the sink after buttsecks w/ other miata drivers.

 

id **** in this sink

 

Tilt - I think you mean you would let the sink **** on you.

I <3 pissing outdoors. Toilets/sinks are for pansies.

I have often walked past a toilet to go outside and relieve myself.

 

Real Men **** wherever they want.

 

I woke up once in my underwear between the toilet and bathtub after a party... dont know how I got there and I dont care to know, also there was some girls number on a piece of paper in my *** crack... yeah.



Besides the point, I pissed in a flower pot in a casino.

 

A friend of mine got in an argument with Owen Wilson at a party because he pissed in a trashcan


He looks like the kind of uy that would **** in a trashcan, haha

 

yeah, i like that.

 

Outdoors, sink, where ever, its all good.

You won't catch me standing to take a **** in my own house, i sit when I pee bitches.

 

Owen Wilson. Not sure why he always makes me laugh.

 

The best part about pissing outside, is trying to explain why pissing outside is so awesome to a female.

 

i had a female friend in college who used to **** in our front yard when she was out for a run and had to go.

 

You hit that?

 

For all you single guys out there, a word of advice:

It's better to **** in the sink than on the toilet seat

 

WTF. and we wonder why people say miatas are for homos.

 

We can't help it if homos have good taste in cars.

 

her roommate...