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Old May 21, 2011 | 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by GatorCountry.com
The Gators football season will be here before you know it, and when it arrives, you’ll see some new faces in the Orange and Blue. GatorCountry.com is taking a few minutes to talk to each of the incoming freshmen, so we can all get to know these guys we’ll see on the field in the Fall.

Name: Ja’Juan Story
Position: Wide Receiver
Height: 6’4
Weight: 192
Hometown: Brookesville, Florida
High School: Nature Coast Technical High School

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Q: What’s your favorite pre-game ritual?

A: Well, I take a doodoo. Before every game I doodoo.

Q: That’s your FAVORITE pregame ritual?

A: Well, that’s the only thing I do. That’s one thing I have to do before every game, or I won’t feel energy, and I’ll just feel slow. When I do I just feel light on my feet and everything, and I feel faster, so that’s what I do.

Q: You know I’m going to write this in a story right?

A: Well, I mean, that’s what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.
that's pretty solid.
Old May 21, 2011 | 10:19 AM
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Old May 21, 2011 | 10:19 AM
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you are a gator fan, yeats? I thought you were a commifornian
Old May 21, 2011 | 11:52 AM
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I use to also take a pee right before a rugby game, like literally my coach would yell at me because the game was about to start. I still pee before I run a race, before I go running, before I go to the gym. What he is saying is not weird at all.
Old May 21, 2011 | 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Pusha
you are a gator fan, yeats? I thought you were a commifornian
no, i'm not a gator fan. I'm fan of doodoo and katy perry.
Old May 21, 2011 | 03:28 PM
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Kinda like my cat, after a litter box session she's off the wall batshit insane with the running and the energy and the Jello Pudding...
Old May 21, 2011 | 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Pusha
you are a gator fan, yeats? I thought you were a commifornian
So, folks who choose to live in the state with the best driving roads in the country can't also have paid their dues at Ye Olde' Hogtowne?

That's some seriously prejudiced ****, right there.

****'n cracker-*** bitch...
Old May 22, 2011 | 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
So, folks who choose to live in the state with the best driving roads in the country can't also have paid their dues at Ye Olde' Hogtowne?

That's some seriously prejudiced ****, right there.

****'n cracker-*** bitch...
gotta pay to drive the 'ring too
Old May 22, 2011 | 12:33 PM
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Back in high school, there was this wrestler who would puke into the garbage can in the gym right before his match started. The crowd would go crazy then he would usually win.

On another note, listening to katy perry gives me diarrhea.

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Old May 22, 2011 | 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by y8s
no, i'm not a gator fan. I'm fan of doodoo and katy perry.
We have many of the same interests. We should be FB friends.

Originally Posted by Joe Perez
So, folks who choose to live in the state with the best driving roads in the country can't also have paid their dues at Ye Olde' Hogtowne?

That's some seriously prejudiced ****, right there.

****'n cracker-*** bitch...
Take it easy or I won't tell you about the goings-on at good ol' Turlington.
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