turotufas

iTrader: (7)

I don't brake check much anymore. Just zoom-zoom and watch them act silly in the rear view mirror. Any time you can force an aggressive driver to stop at a red light is a WIN.

And truthfully I've never been douched.

hustler

iTrader: (6)

I need to fix my horn. It hasn't worked in months and everyday I still pretend it does.

hustler

iTrader: (6)

I also like to play a game where I see someone texting behind me and I maintain speed but light. Up the brakes lights then wait for them to look forward and freak out. It's pretty hilarious and never gets old.

Doppelgänger

iTrader: (12)

I do something like that at stop lights. I'll notice someone behind me getting all up in their phone and lookign down at it. I'll come off the brakes and give a quick rev. They get all excited like the light is green...and then look disappointed that it's still red. No, no one has ever even started moving, so I'm not worried about someone bumping into me...but I have a few scuffs on my rear bumper that I wouldn't mind having fixed at someone else's expense.

Scrappy Jack

iTrader: (2)

I don't know whether to +1 you for being the only person outside of Jamaica I know that drinks that stuff (intentionally) or to -1 you for the same reason.

RattleTrap

Unlike modern politicians, I'll just tell you to vote your conscience.
Meanwhile, you sir, get a + just for knowing what that stuff is!