The shipped part artwork hall of fame thread
he received it intact, sent a facebook message to me about the glitter grenade and how he's super pissed that he opened it on his bed, but has yet to upload the video, that bastard.
Monk is hereby the king of this thread.
It's over
https://www.miataturbo.net/build-thr...0/#post1206094
It's over

https://www.miataturbo.net/build-thr...0/#post1206094
Monk strikes again! https://www.miataturbo.net/build-thr...8/#post1209431 

A wild somewhat unassuming package appears! Wife walks in and asks what I'd doing with her yoga mat.

Well, MOSTLY unassuming. This thing is seriously more heavy that it should be. There is something hard and cylindrical in there, but the dimensions are somewhat disturbing.

Confetti penises! Confetti penises everywhere!
She takes one look and makes the "WAT" face
First roll of tape appears!

Oh man, I'm going to be picking wieners out of these things for a while
Lets see whats in the bubble wrap...

Oh my! That was completely unexpected! Bells has zero west coast distribution and to say I've been trying to get a hold of some Two Hearted for quite some time is an understatement. Intentional thumbs up!

Fancy dickstraws go in the silverware drawer in the kitchen, lets see who finds them first.
Waht's with the paper? A note of some sort?




Perfectly executed, props good sir!


A wild somewhat unassuming package appears! Wife walks in and asks what I'd doing with her yoga mat.

Well, MOSTLY unassuming. This thing is seriously more heavy that it should be. There is something hard and cylindrical in there, but the dimensions are somewhat disturbing.

Confetti penises! Confetti penises everywhere!
She takes one look and makes the "WAT" face
First roll of tape appears!
Oh man, I'm going to be picking wieners out of these things for a while
Lets see whats in the bubble wrap...
Oh my! That was completely unexpected! Bells has zero west coast distribution and to say I've been trying to get a hold of some Two Hearted for quite some time is an understatement. Intentional thumbs up!


Fancy dickstraws go in the silverware drawer in the kitchen, lets see who finds them first.
Waht's with the paper? A note of some sort?



Perfectly executed, props good sir!

I just discovered that my neat-nick coworker is also incredibly homophobic. All this ***** confetti is going to confuse the **** out of him when he does his weekly keyboard cleaning.
Speaking of Monk 
I received a strange large box today.
It fits!

Picked it up at the UPS hub down the street from work. Thought "oh wow, this must be possibly a huge rigged box full of dicks"
Confirmed the package was received and Monk mentioned that the box should of been a little bit more..... Flamboyant ? lol.
? Should be just one box with this picture on it:

Did they box over it?
I'm thinking "I bet that UPS worker had a fun day" But there were no big surprises (lucky them haha
) Come to find out I guess due to weight? Type of box used? UPS deemed Monk's flamboyant box not acceptable for shipping
.
They had to repack the Dolch PC that was originally shipped (more than 10-15lbs?). They double wrapped it in large bubble wrap and added extra wrap on the corners taped and sealed. Packed it into the single box with a crap ton of packing peanuts!
Monk still had a few tricks up his sleeve...

And I spied with my LED on my phone through the pci slot inside a reflection of a smiley dick looking back at me lol.
Even tho UPS fail, well played sir
The Dolch PC is in great condition! I'll be posting later what my mod plans are

I received a strange large box today.

It fits!

Picked it up at the UPS hub down the street from work. Thought "oh wow, this must be possibly a huge rigged box full of dicks"

Confirmed the package was received and Monk mentioned that the box should of been a little bit more..... Flamboyant ? lol.
Originally Posted by Monk
Originally Posted by Girz0r
I have yet to open it, box in a box?

Did they box over it?
) Come to find out I guess due to weight? Type of box used? UPS deemed Monk's flamboyant box not acceptable for shipping
.They had to repack the Dolch PC that was originally shipped (more than 10-15lbs?). They double wrapped it in large bubble wrap and added extra wrap on the corners taped and sealed. Packed it into the single box with a crap ton of packing peanuts!
Monk still had a few tricks up his sleeve...

And I spied with my LED on my phone through the pci slot inside a reflection of a smiley dick looking back at me lol.
Even tho UPS fail, well played sir

The Dolch PC is in great condition! I'll be posting later what my mod plans are
Last edited by Girz0r; Feb 26, 2015 at 09:13 PM.
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So when I got home today, all 3 of my girls excitedly dropped this in my lap, frantically asking if I'd open it right then.




In fear, I laughed and told them it wasn't safe to open, especially when a man sends another man a box plastered with ponies on it.
Forgetting what the hell I ordered and in fear of glitter ponies, I slipped outside and took pics - then proceeded to open the bottom of the box. Once I determined no glitter bomb was going to go off, I proceeded to unpack - still no glitter bomb or pop-up phalus. Unpacking revealed the sets of Hawk pads many scrambled in line for in the for sale thread.
Sean w/Singular - you let me off with not a scratch. Maybe because I've paid you off! Well played.




In fear, I laughed and told them it wasn't safe to open, especially when a man sends another man a box plastered with ponies on it.
Forgetting what the hell I ordered and in fear of glitter ponies, I slipped outside and took pics - then proceeded to open the bottom of the box. Once I determined no glitter bomb was going to go off, I proceeded to unpack - still no glitter bomb or pop-up phalus. Unpacking revealed the sets of Hawk pads many scrambled in line for in the for sale thread.
Sean w/Singular - you let me off with not a scratch. Maybe because I've paid you off! Well played.
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