Man I need to step my game up

 

Nice! I only wish I had known about this thread before I sent that box. I actually slapped myself after I realized how inadequate my pony job was.

 

I believe this was filmed in 2012. That kitty passed away last year.

 

To my knowledge this is the first package that started it all.

 

no, Genesplicer's package to me was probably patient zero.

and I only got that lube to reship because Rick sent me an entire case of it.

as much as I want to take credit for it, all I ever did was just draw cats on most of my MS packages going out.

 

 

My workbench in the garage that I opened the box on will never again be glitter free.

 

I think a small thermonuclear device might do the trick, but short of that you're probably right.

 

Genesplicer: The Alpha and Omega of gay packages.

 

This thread needs some action. Its not much, but Gerald got me with a subtle dick on the inside of this flat rate USPS envelope.

 

That's actually funnier than it should be. It's all like TADA!!!!

 

Haha yea it gave me a good chuckle.

 

alright fellas, ive been pretty busy and just sold a bunch of old computer parts to a friend in need, and im gonna subtly **** with him.

PROJECT DICK BUTT.


The goal was to keep him unsuspecting. He has heard of my flamboyant package style and has requested for me not to do that.

So the things I thought of were pretty simple: spring loaded mechanisms.
I quickly and drunkedly drew up this design that utilizes a discrete .327 Federal Magnum casing I had lying around


here it is in fabrication


other side is engraved "GLITTER"


Here it is armed, and has a bump stop for the spring mechanism. I got tired of losing the assembly during testing



after that was cheapily done, I attacked for the main event-- Printed tiny dick butts.


...and one large dick butt trimmed to fit for the mechanism and glued to a piece of cardboard for... firmness.


the goal is to literally have a spring loaded dick butt launch the tiny dick butt swarm on the person opening the package, and it worked like a charm when I found a old throttle return spring and taped it to big dick butt.


Here is how it will work

 

Hopefully sending a spring loaded device through the mail with a bunch of computer parts doesn't get you labeled a terrorist

 

they are in for one hell of a dick butty surprise if they do

 

just gay enough:

 

Hey! That top one is mine!

 

This thread is fantastic. I should start buying parts.

 

well when you say things like:

Draw dicks on the envelope if you want


how can i not oblige?

 

I haven't been arrested yet, so....