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Old Jul 9, 2012 | 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
the great thing is, it cools off before it hits them and the beads just bounce off onto the floor.
What type of panzy soldering temperatures are you using. I always end up with cool molten solder splashes on the floor or singe marks on pants/socks/skin.

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Old Jul 9, 2012 | 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
No, no. The box does not contain a cat, it contains a cat toy. A toy for a cat. ie: a rubber mouse that squeaks when you squeeze it.
NO NO NO NO NO!
The box has to have a 1/100 chance to contain an actual alive and dead cat, that's the enticement to open the box. Cats can do just fine for at least a week or two in a box as long as it can breathe (at least in a closet, ask me how I know).

So your business must be mail-order only, signature delivery, and overnight shipping only to real address (not PO Box) to appease the tree-huggers. Then you put a 10 day warranty on mechanical defects of the possible cat inside to cover you legally. This way, the collector has about a week to decide.

To add to the value and make the politicians happy, you put an auto-open function on the box that automatically opens the box at a preset time from date of packaging at the factory... that way, the box becomes more valuable as the timer counts down. Your local ASPCA will have a machine that can defeat the auto-open feature for a $1k donation rendering the box permanently sealed forever.

If you want to get creative, offer a "Special-Special Limited Anniversary Edition" of only white kittens offered once a year to during Valentines Day, and an "Undead Zombie Attack" edition that may contain a feline-rabies infected adult male Bengal hybrid... for Halloween of course.

And you know how serious collector types are all closet weirdo's with social adjustment issues and actually subscribe to pay-**** websites instead of just using PornHub or Redtube like the rest of us... so... you need to offer "Pregnant Cat", "Hairless Cat", "Declawed Cat", and "Tattoo'd Cat" versions of you collectible box. All still 1/100 chance.
Old Jul 9, 2012 | 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Splitime
What type of panzy soldering temperatures are you using. I always end up with cool molten solder splashes on the floor or singe marks on pants/socks/skin.

Burn it to the ground!

60/40. what sort of freaking voltage/temperature are you using?!
Old Jul 9, 2012 | 01:57 PM
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Hah, kickstarter.
Old Jul 9, 2012 | 03:38 PM
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So what keeps me from X-raying the box to see if it has the toy? I'd buy a dozen and xray them all and see if I had a winner. Than sell the none winners at 90%market cost and then sell the garrunteed one at 1000% cost and win. Then go rent a tranny for a week.
Old Jul 9, 2012 | 03:43 PM
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Lead box.
Old Jul 9, 2012 | 03:55 PM
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Touche' I thought of that after I sent it. Heavy though.My other question is about collectibles. If being rare makes it collectible and more rare the better. Why can't I make something crafty here at home and then sell it as collectible. Some of these people will buy anything that says "collectible" on the box. Also it seems every collector is never going to open anything, so now the "it's new in the box" becomes a mute point.
Old Jul 9, 2012 | 05:56 PM
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Old Jul 9, 2012 | 06:01 PM
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man thatl ooks like my cat
Old Jul 9, 2012 | 06:07 PM
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Old Jul 10, 2012 | 08:40 AM
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Old Jul 11, 2012 | 11:26 PM
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So this is interesting. It's a Shrödinger's Cat simulator:

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Old Jul 12, 2012 | 01:38 AM
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The inconsistent spelling of the man's name in the thread title and subsequent posts has been killing me.
Old Jul 12, 2012 | 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
So this is interesting. It's a Shrödinger's Cat simulator:

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I have a question:

What is the point?
Old Jul 12, 2012 | 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by y8s
I have a question:

What is the point?
It allows you to perform the experiment without killing a bunch of cats.
Old Jul 12, 2012 | 02:38 PM
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98 alive, 100 dead. :(
Old Jul 12, 2012 | 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
It allows you to perform the experiment without killing a bunch of cats.
but without starting with a live cat that exists in two states, how does it replicate the theory?
Old Jul 12, 2012 | 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by y8s
but without starting with a live cat that exists in two states, how does it replicate the theory?
How do you know that the underlying code doesn't simulate both states simultaneously, and then resolve them when the button is pressed?
Old Jul 12, 2012 | 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
How do you know that the underlying code doesn't simulate both states simultaneously, and then resolve them when the button is pressed?
How do you know the code is not running a computer hooked up to a box with a live cat in it?
Old Jul 12, 2012 | 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by y8s
How do you know the code is not running a computer hooked up to a box with a live cat in it?
Well, if it is, then I feel -=> REALLY <=- bad about how many times I've clicked that button.



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