Originally Posted by Joe Perez

Seems like a lot of discussion on the forum of late about pooping on things. Is there something you guys need to come clean about?

Originally Posted by oilstain

So, my buddy just bought his first Miata: a 94 R package!

Hells yeah, good for him!

Problem is, he works with a bunch of douche nozzles and they are just relentlessly giving him **** for it.

Mostly gay stuff, which he shrugs off though it must get annoying, but also for paying slightly more than the "KBB excellent price". And anything else they can think of.

Considering he got the front and rear lips, LSD, thicker sways, better shocks (which I believe are the Bilsteins that everyone says can be revalved) it's like getting a non-modded, non-ragged out car that has mods!

Now about the asshats, every one of them has a car payment, and much higher insurance too. The only one with a legitimately cool/badass car has a g35 (I believe, might be the 350, whatever) But, he just dropped like $3k on a coilover kit just to slam it AND 20" wheels! Oh, and the best part is he pays his car payment to his grandmom. And this guy has the ***** to talk about a sub $3000 sports car that needs nothing (except for all the fun stuff) paid for in cash.

If it was me, I'd take everyone who said that the car is fagtastic for a ride, scare the crap out of them (hell, I could nearly bounce their head against the window if I whipped a jink-right-then-nasty-hard-left unexpectedly in a parking lot, lolz), then wait for them to start asking me questions about the miatas they find on craigslist.

But, here are his problems about solving this issue with speed:
First Rear wheel drive car
First Manual (can't drive it, but rides motorcycles, so it won't take long)
Relatively cautious by nature, doesn't want to wreck his new car/kill self/kill others.

So, with his current state, I figured out a few things he can do just to re-**** with people. Like:
Park as absolutely close to the guy in the g35 on dude's driver side with your passenger side so he has to crawl in through the passenger seat. With the excuse "we both have sports cars, we should park next to each other"
Act like a flaming homo, casually say things like "I talked to the previous owner, and he said he'd give me $500 bucks back if I gave him another blow job, what are you doing this weekend? Want to take a ride to VA?"

So eh, what else fellas? You guys are all gayer than me, you should have some ideas. The idea is not to 'get back' or 'get even' it's simply to **** with them until he's confident enough to smoke the g35 with douche-mods in tight twisties (and then it will be 'get back' and 'get even') He could certainly do it now with his bike, but putting a 500 lb piece of vibrating metal between your legs isn't homo, a miata is.

Originally Posted by bandit mx5

these miatas are gay? a car cannot b gay! a person can tho...how did the miata become gay? because its not a truck? , i have an xterra also..its not gay! im building my miata into a beast..so i can stick my dick up someones *** who thinks its gay! until you drive one of these cars. you would see how much fun we r having driving r little roadsters for a quarter of the cost of a new convertible. so all you pencil necked geeks can kiss the rearend of my miata!!!...later tater!

Originally Posted by oilstain

So eh, what else fellas? You guys are all gayer than me, you should have some ideas.