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Old 06-01-2012, 01:46 AM   #1
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That's right. You probably ignore it just as I do, but there's some pretty hilarious stuff right there in your spam folder. Here's a few good one's from my week:

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Good day,
I WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU!!

I am Mrs. Maria Gamboa, the Director of Operations Banco De Oro Universal Bank Philippines. I have a business proposal worth of Ten Million and Two Hundred Thousand United state Dollars for you and I want you to be my partner in this business and also assist me to invest in a profitable business in your country.

I will give you more details upon your response to this proposal. If you are interested, please do get back to me immediately and I can send you detailed information on the modalities of my proposition.

I completely trust you to keep this proposition absolutely confidential. I look forward to your prompt response.

Best Regards,
Mrs. Maria Gamboa

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You Have won the sum of $1,000,000.00 Legally

Congratulations!

You have won $1,000,000.00 with the Mega Millions Lottery Click here for details on how to get your winnings.
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Old 06-01-2012, 01:54 AM   #2
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Nothing in my gmail spam folder is even worth posting...

I get the occasional dick pill spam, Farmers and Lion Hart Assurance "job" scams, printer refills, and fake watches mostly.
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Old 06-01-2012, 08:03 AM   #3
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My very favorit spam email is the one that sells some kind of pills to make your donk larger (I guess?). It is sent from "Best *****", which always makes me chuckle. What were they thinking when they came up with that name, one must wonder? "It isn't the longest. It isn't the thickest or the most powerfull. It is simply the best. The best ***** of them all".
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