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Old 12-17-2006, 04:20 AM   #1
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This really blew my mind today. I started taking scuba lessons and this happened. Bear in mind the girl was 19 and Im 22. I was the oldest person there next to her dad who was in his 50s


Girl Scuba Diving Instructor: Im excited cause next week Im going to Australia to dive.

Me: Watch Out for the Sting Rays

Girl Scuba Diving Instructor and her Father Proceed to stare at me in disgust.

Two possiblities A) Its still too early for Steve Irwin jokes or B) there is a secret scuba brotherhood that i was unaware of. Either way i think they farted in my air tank
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Priceless!
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I think it'll probably always be too early for Irwin jokes. The guy never did anything bad to anyone... and is basically the mascot for Australia.

Basically... it was tasteless... and probably will always be.
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First of all we dont know what he did in his life, he could have been a pedophile or serial killer. Second I didnt say, exuse me everyone I have a joke about steve irwin getting stabbed in the heart.

"Well, he should have been wearing suntan lotion. You know? To protect from harmful rays."
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LOL! Thats funny. Was she hot? When I did my scuba lessons its was all like late 30 and 40 year olds. There really, was no one in there 20's and I was 16 at the time. I'm still scared from all the old man ***** in the locker room.
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Yeah she was pretty cute, and the other girl in the group 19 or 20 was smoking, and her boyfriend was a douche.
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Come on, would you go swimming with poisoness rays? You had a family, Steve. As always, know your audience. It kinda depends on how hot she was whether you should have taken the risk. Otherwise, you could have sabotaged her equipment and then save her at the last second.
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the other girl in the group 19 or 20 was smoking, and her boyfriend was a douche.
I see that **** all the time and it pisses me off. You'll see some *** in a pink **** with a poped collar and have a smokin girl. Why?
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True, but in this case they are both "collar popped" kind of people. Shes part of a sorority that wont allow members to leave without make up or they get fined/reprimanded. As far as I know they have no jews, asians, hispanics, or blacks in the house.

The hot girl did like the steve irwin joke tho.
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Yeah she was pretty cute, and the other girl in the group 19 or 20 was smoking, and her boyfriend was a douche.

show her the picture of you and your devil horns...that'll get her. :gay:
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I dont pull that kind of good looking power out all the time, I keep that for special occasions.

Which reminds me. How did you get your freakishly hot wife?
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I dont pull that kind of good looking power out all the time, I keep that for special occasions.

Which reminds me. How did you get your freakishly hot wife?
Duh, he has a turbo miata.
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nah, she hates the thing. It's more about being really really really persistant and wearing her down till she eventually said yes.
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nah, she hates the thing. It's more about being really really really persistant and wearing her down till she eventually said yes.
they call it "stockholm syndrome"
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Or GHB.
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Best pickup line:

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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I think I could somewhat agree that its tasteless. For a man who (for the most part) showed to be an awesome person, I dont see much reason to make fun of him.

Now if it was someone like Delorean, thats another story *snort*, heh
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I wasnt making fun of him. I didnt call him ugly and his mother a *****. I made fun of the way he died, which he had no part in.. Other then dying.
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