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Paid poops are the best poops.
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Originally Posted by GTI
(Post 869669)
Me and my best friend have the exact same problem. Mine was there before and after my gallbladder was removed. She just started after her gallbladder was removed. it's always comical when we eat pizza at her apartment. "Hurry!!! :vash:"
Originally Posted by Sentic
(Post 869680)
Gallbladder crew - reduce fat intake.
The term postcholecystectomy syndrome (PCS) describes the presence of symptoms after cholecystectomy.[1] These symptoms can represent either the continuation of symptoms thought to be caused by the gallbladder or the development of new symptoms normally attributed to the gallbladder. PCS also includes the development of symptoms caused by removal of the gallbladder. In general, PCS is a preliminary diagnosis and should be renamed relevant to the disease identified by an adequate workup. PCS is caused by alterations in bile flow due to the loss of the reservoir function of the gallbladder. Two types of problems may arise. The first problem is continuously increased bile flow into the upper GI tract, which may contribute to esophagitis and gastritis. The second consequence is related to the lower GI tract, where diarrhea and colicky lower abdominal pain may result.[2] This article mainly addresses the general issues of PCS. PCS reportedly affects about 10-15% of patients. In this author's experience, PCS has occurred in 14% of patients. Effective communication between patients and their physicians, with specific inquiry directed at eliciting frequently anticipated postoperative problems, may be necessary to reveal the somewhat subtle symptoms of PCS. Seriously, the only constant I've found is a Royal w/cheese from Red Robin. That sets it off in 15 minutes. Anything else I eat goes either way. In general I try to watch my diet close as possible since I'm stapled to a desk and my metabolism seems to be slowing down a bit, but it does seem the higher fat content the more likely to trigger the time bomb that is my bowels. Funny that I used to work with a doctor who told me this was all in my head and it only took me 5 years to finally google this to see WTF is going on and I've yet to mention this to my family physician. |
Paid poops are winning
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Getting gallbladder removed will make your bowels much more sensitive to fat intake...but you're actually going the other direction. Sounds like maybe your body has finally purged all the ---- that was impacted from processed foods, your gallbladder has calmed down, and now you need to adjust to get your stool to resemble something besides a petrified forest exiting you anus single file.
Random pic of somebody who -had- 2900 gallstones: Attachment 239995 If you've increased your caloric intake drastically without increasing water intake that could do it too. Simple balance of fiber/water. I have IBS that's strangely triggered by neck pain episodes, and respond to caffeine intake on the order of seconds. You're better off talking to a doc as there are a lot of intricacies to all these reactions. |
I get tonsil stones.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
(Post 869769)
I get tonsil stones.
also: https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1335369115 |
i used a waterpic until it broke, but just a reubber dental pic and being very careful.
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If it floats and smells worse than ----, it steatorrhea, thats your receipt for excess fat intake (about pcs and whatnot)
Hustler - Supplementing iron? |
Originally Posted by shuiend
(Post 869688)
I just got into work and the first thing I am doing is pooping. I held it in for a good half hour to make sure I would be getting paid for it.
Guess what I am getting paid to do now?
Originally Posted by Braineack
(Post 869769)
I get tonsil stones.
Also, Sentic, you have the best Avatar ever. Turbo? Check. Pink? Check. Kitten? Check. Misspelling FTW? Check. Of course, you're Swedish. Also also guess who likes durian? The korean store here has fukkn durian candy. Yum Also also also guess who has no problems pooping? |
Originally Posted by Faeflora
(Post 869831)
Also, Sentic, you have the best Avatar ever. Turbo? Check. Pink? Check. Kitten? Check. Misspelling FTW? Check. Of course, you're Swedish.
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So how about you make them fuel lid kitty stickers?
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how about you get off my grill, im trying to have a bbq.
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Originally Posted by Faeflora
(Post 869831)
Also, Sentic, you have the best Avatar ever. Turbo? Check. Pink? Check. Kitten? Check. Misspelling FTW? Check. Of course, you're Swedish.
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Lars. This is for you.
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After a few stuffed mushrooms, I dropped a massive duce. Chiming in as part of the paid poop crew (ppc)
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Originally Posted by Sentic
(Post 869822)
If it floats and smells worse than ----, it steatorrhea, thats your receipt for excess fat intake (about pcs and whatnot)
Originally Posted by Faeflora
(Post 869831)
Also, Sentic, you have the best Avatar ever. Turbo? Check. Pink? Check. Kitten? Check. Misspelling FTW? Check. Of course, you're Swedish.
Originally Posted by Braineack
(Post 869832)
good thing I made that for him.
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----, I've got a full build thread, where's MY YOU HAS TRUBO badge Brainy?!?
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A ----, I thought I was exclusive.
Y8s - a high fat diet won't give you steatorrhea, a high fat diet with inability to excrete enough bile will. This will however require a very high fat intake, or some kind of bile obstruction in addition to not having the reservoir of the gallbladder. Normally however (and the teoretical base for the reasoning), this occurs after resection of the distal ileum and inability to reabsorb bilesalts. Without lab, knowledge about diet and possibly an ercp its impossible to say in the individual case. End of medical mumbomjumbo. |
Originally Posted by blaen99
(Post 869877)
----, I've got a full build thread, where's MY YOU HAS TRUBO badge Brainy?!?
https://www.miataturbo.net/front-desk-17/request-your-you-has-turbo-badge-here-65425/ |
Originally Posted by gospeed81
(Post 869768)
Getting gallbladder removed will make your bowels much more sensitive to fat intake...but you're actually going the other direction. Sounds like maybe your body has finally purged all the ---- that was impacted from processed foods, your gallbladder has calmed down, and now you need to adjust to get your stool to resemble something besides a petrified forest exiting you anus single file.
Random pic of somebody who -had- 2900 gallstones: https://i.imgur.com/xx1Iz.png If you've increased your caloric intake drastically without increasing water intake that could do it too. Simple balance of fiber/water. I have IBS that's strangely triggered by neck pain episodes, and respond to caffeine intake on the order of seconds. You're better off talking to a doc as there are a lot of intricacies to all these reactions.
Originally Posted by Sentic
(Post 869822)
If it floats and smells worse than ----, it steatorrhea, thats your receipt for excess fat intake (about pcs and whatnot)
Hustler - Supplementing iron? |
Prune Juice works.
I dont normally have trouble pooping but after I broke my neck I laid in bed for a week pumped so full of morphine, I kept requesting bbq flavored saleen. They gave me laxatives and stool softeners. Still couldnt crap for like a week. I got me a bottle of prune juice. Drank a lil bit. Nothing. Chugged half the bottle, and within 5 minutes I was on the crapper and didnt move for over a half hour. Read through 2 car and drivers |
Originally Posted by Sentic
(Post 869822)
If it floats and smells worse than ----, it steatorrhea, thats your receipt for excess fat intake (about pcs and whatnot)
Hustler - Supplementing iron? I have a date with a doctor tomorrow, I'm horrified. I'm not ready for life with a colostomy bag. |
I've needed to put down mud for two days, it feels like I need to go, but nothing comes out. I'm also comically bloated, lol. This is bad. I also slammed half a cup of olive oil last night.
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Think it's time for a laxative?
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:useless:
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Originally Posted by Oscar
(Post 870395)
:useless:
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Originally Posted by viperormiata
(Post 870390)
Think it's time for a laxative?
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You weigh your poop?
When you do get old, you will be like one of the geriatric patients I had- She took 10-15 laxatives a day, olive oil, and a few other things. Hole 2 looked as tore up as hole 1. I guess she came in with dead bowel because it quit working on its own. |
Originally Posted by chpmnsws6
(Post 870737)
You weigh your poop?
When you do get old, you will be like one of the geriatric patients I had- She took 10-15 laxatives a day, olive oil, and a few other things. Hole 2 looked as tore up as hole 1. I guess she came in with dead bowel because it quit working on its own. |
Now go eat things with probiotics. Yogurt with active cultures, etc.
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It sounds like 2 pounds of that could have been perspiration.
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Originally Posted by mgeoffriau
(Post 870745)
Now go eat things with probiotics. Yogurt with active cultures, etc.
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Originally Posted by chpmnsws6
(Post 870747)
It sounds like 2 pounds of that could have been perspiration.
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Under more stress then normal? Any other changes in life? 18psi finally successfully breed you?
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Originally Posted by chpmnsws6
(Post 870757)
Under more stress then normal? Any other changes in life? 18psi finally successfully breed you?
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i have issues...
nsfw warning pics of poop https://i.imgur.com/n0JxE.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7bhSO.jpg https://i.imgur.com/hrPns.jpg https://i.imgur.com/HPMfW.jpg those were my last four shits |
In for proctologist-induced boner.
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Well, looks like the next step is a colonoscopy in two weeks. ----!
Anyone have a GoPro and a string? |
Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 870979)
Well, looks like the next step is a colonoscopy in two weeks. ----!
Anyone have a GoPro and a string? |
Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 870979)
Well, looks like the next step is a colonoscopy in two weeks. ----!
i chose the lemon-lime flavored crap-juice. i still struggle to drink sprite to this day. i recommend a better flavor, maybe orange. |
Hopefully they give me the "camera in a pill" that takes 2-days to digest, which is pretty cool.
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Well theres always the big ol camera on a hose :)
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It looks like track driving has stopped scaring the sh!t out of you - time for a new hobby.
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I'd like to let everyone know that I've shoved roughly half a dozen steroid suppositories up my ass and I'm now effectively a log cabin republican.
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Tomorrow is the rectal exam and whatever procedure the surgeon thinks I need at that time. Unfortunately I will awake with possible local anesthesia. I am ------- terrified, lol. I'm also looking forward to driving home on AST shocks, lol.
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The irony in this thread is strong :|
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Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 871898)
Tomorrow is the rectal exam and whatever procedure the surgeon thinks I need at that time. Unfortunately I will awake with possible local anesthesia. I am ------- terrified, lol. I'm also looking forward to driving home on AST shocks, lol.
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I awoke at about 4am and seriously contemplated suicide, lol. Things are not happy.
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Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 872287)
I awoke at about 4am and seriously contemplated suicide, lol. Things are not happy.
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Originally Posted by shuiend
(Post 872295)
Dibs on guns and cars. I will do a part out of the DD to pay for the clean up costs of your suicide and funeral costs.
Just throw him in the ditch next to the stray cats, dogs, and possums. Because I just saved you 6k, please donate the AST's to me. Thanks. |
Originally Posted by chpmnsws6
(Post 872300)
Just throw him in the ditch next to the stray cats, dogs, and possums.
Because I just saved you 6k, please donate the AST's to me. Thanks. |
AST on track car are staying, so I can drive the track car on the track. I guess I will also take care of your kitty cats hustler.
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Originally Posted by shuiend
(Post 872317)
AST on track car are staying, so I can drive the track car on the track. I guess I will also take care of your kitty cats hustler.
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Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 872320)
She is very bad.
Also give us updates when you get back from the doctors. |
Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 872303)
The AST shocks on the daily or the track car? lulz
Like others have said, keep us posted man. |
Originally Posted by shuiend
(Post 872382)
I will learn to suffer as you have.
Also give us updates when you get back from the doctors. How do you guys rationalize fear of things like this? I'm doing a miserable job. I think it would be much less scary if it was an arm, kidnew, or something like. I think the reality that "I poop from there" is really ------- with my head. |
You drive 2 miata's. I do not understand what you are afraid of. It should all be natural for you by now.
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Relax. Every man over 50 has to have these every few years.
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Originally Posted by rleete
(Post 872393)
Relax. Every man over 50 has to have these every few years.
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One big tear in my anus, no rhoids, I got the rectum-cam, and applying a nitric-oxide type cream inside my anus 3 times per day for six weeks then back for another cam job.
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