A couple years ago I'd go to the gym, eat several thousand calories, and make special diarrhea immediately after dinner,every time. I'd also ---- 3x per day. Now, I'm half ------- constipated all the time and ---- once per day, when I do it hurts my virgin anus. What went wrong between 29 and 31?

I went from diarrhea and clay textured wall-painter bowl twisters to inter-locked fiber turds that hurt on the way out. I've changed nothing about diet or exercise. Is this AIDS or cancer?

 

It was the gaping I gave you a while back.

 

Wanna have another look? I know that when you're laying down, anticipating my sinful payload upon your chest, there's a great angle to look straight up my anus.

 

Lol, this is funny because I believe every word. I'd say this is 10% troll 90% scared little boy.

 

lol, this is not a troll post. I'm getting old, what's happening?

 

we can have a dingleberry party.
I'll bring the pick

 

your ***** finally dropped and you can stop gluing fake hair to your crotch

 

Too much meat. Eat your vegies. More

 

Did not know you where 31. All I hear old people talk about is their health, so I guess this thread makes sense.

 

I've changed nothing, I eat lots of carrots, onion, zucchini, squash.

 

Awesome, lol. 24-year old face, 65-year lower GI.

 

but you also eat a lot of meat

big veiny kielbasas to be specific

 

There was a day I could eat so much fatty BBQ that I raced home to not ---- my pants from Lockhart to Austin. Again, I changed nothing, eat fairly well-rounded meals, and still lift.

I've had kielbasa but I can't find any girthy-enough in California.

 

doubling my Xtenze intake to keep you satisfied

 

All I eat is Whataburger and drink Dr Pepper. My poo is regular and solid, so sounds like you need more of both of those in your diet to balance things out.

I had a bowl of canned spinach and creamed corn the other night for a meal. it looked exactly the same the next morning. I found it interesting.

 

potatoes, bacon, and vodka.
my **** is purple and smells like rainbow sherbet

 

Serious question. Does this work? When I want to get my fucky on , I do have a cialis. For megacrunk fuckage it is a win.

 

no idea
I'm hung like a walrus, just ask hustler

 

Get a colonoscopy if you are truly worried. The GOLYTELY alone might be worth it for you.

 

Why isn't there a poll option for "whiny Bi__h"?


Drink more water!