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Old 12-23-2009, 09:08 AM
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Default Things just got a little white up in here.

I guess out of spite I'm probably going to have to stop getting my week spray tans, it's going to hurt a local business but I cannot in good faith contribute pay extra taxes that were promised I wouldn't (It wouldn't be fair to Obama). I got this email about my Palm Beach Tan account and if the health care bill actually passes back through both houses, I'm going to have to resort to sun tanning:





But seriously guys, You gotta stop going to tanning beds or else obama would be lying about no new taxes for the "middle-class," we wouldn't want to reinforce a stereotype.
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Old 12-23-2009, 09:13 AM
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also we should boycott palm beach tan for tyrannous libel.
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Tanning beds now listed among top cancer risks - USATODAY.com

pay for your own cancer meds.
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can they outlaw the sun too? even spray tans are taxed...
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Um...you're tanning?
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Originally Posted by hustler
Um...you're tanning?
You don't?
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Originally Posted by webby459
You don't?
I'm a man with "true grit."
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Originally Posted by hustler
I'm a man with "true grit."
A pale one, at that.

With mad editing skilz.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
can they outlaw the sun too? even spray tans are taxed...
i'll spray you with something brown.

edit: about half my searches on the subject say it doesn't apply to spray tans.

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too bad I currently pay .016666% of my income on health insurance currently, else I'd just end coverage completely out of spite.

"(2) SPECIAL RULES.—Notwithstanding any other provision of law—
‘‘(A) WAIVER OF CRIMINAL PENALTIES.— In the case of any failure by a taxpayer to timely pay any penalty imposed by this section, such taxpayer shall not be subject to any criminal prosecution or penalty with respect to such failure.
‘‘(B) LIMITATIONS ON LIENS AND LEVIES.—The Secretary shall not—
‘‘(i) file notice of lien with respect to any property of a taxpayer by reason of any failure to pay the penalty imposed by this section, or
‘‘(ii) levy on any such property with respect to such failure."
2% penalty tax my ***.
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Hmmmm, "pay for your own" I like that concept.
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WTF I thought this thread was about something else

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Originally Posted by Braineack
too bad I currently pay .016666% of my income on health insurance currently, else I'd just end coverage completely out of spite.



2% penalty tax my ***.
Why don't you join the Republic of Texas?
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I want to move outside of Austin, still trying to convince the wife.


I'm just so confused about the no new taxes thing...
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Originally Posted by Braineack
I want to move outside of Austin, still trying to convince the wife.


I'm just so confused about the no new taxes thing...
Read up on the Bush Sr. years and it will make sense.
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"Part of what we have to do is enlist the American people Senator Nelson in this process." -- Barack Obama, CNN Democrat Presidential Debate, January 31, 2008.
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Originally Posted by hustler
Read up on the Bush Sr. years and it will make sense.

google "1-term president" and "lame-duck" and "history repeats itself"
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hahahahahahaha
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