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Old 11-25-2009, 01:44 AM   #1
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Got this in an email... ...from my MOM

1. WOW! Thatís a huge breast !
2. Tying the legs together keeps the insides moist.
3. Itís Cool Whip time !
4. If I donít undo my pants, Iíll burst !
5. Thatís one terrific spread !
6. Iím in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet ?
8. Itís a little dry, do you still want to eat it ?
9. Just wait your turn, youíll get some !
10. Donít play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in !
12. Do you think you will be able to handle all
these people at once ?
13. I didnít expect everyone to come at once !
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in ?
16. Youíll know itís ready when it pops up.
17. WOW, I didnít think I could handle all of that !
18. Thatís the biggest one Iíve ever seen !
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Thanks mom, lol.
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6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.

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