Got this in an email... ...from my MOM

1. WOW! That’s a huge breast !
2. Tying the legs together keeps the insides moist.
3. It’s Cool Whip time !
4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst !
5. That’s one terrific spread !
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet ?
8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it ?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some !
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in !
12. Do you think you will be able to handle all
these people at once ?
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once !
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in ?
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
17. WOW, I didn’t think I could handle all of that !
18. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen !

 

Thanks mom, lol.

 

6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.

lol