Perhaps two.

 

Pffft. Let me know when you hit 50 and your knees are gone.

 

Happy Birthday. The downhill part gets steeper now, better have a third one to cushion the landing.

 

Welcome to the club. I turned 40 in January. Stock up on Geritol and Depends right now!

 

I hit 44 two months ago. I can't see ****! Get ready for your eyes to go to hell...

 

I turned 22 last week


40 is the new 30!

 

Turn 25 on the 28th woooooooooooooooooooo still going up hill baby!

 

Getting older sucks.

 

Looks like the OG roll call in here. I turned 44 in March. Happy B day old ******.

 

You old bastards.

Getting pretty frosty, but I have a few hours to go.

 

you guys sure are crotchety.

when I turn 40, I fully expect to be carded for my two drinks.

 

I agree that 40 is looking younger and younger. I turn 31 in June.

 

I love it when you say something with the word crotch in it, Y8s.

 

50 here.
The scary thing about aging is that the number of chicks that look hot to you just increases with time. As a lad, I would have puked at the thought of a 40 year old... now? I'd hit that.. and that... and that...

Assuming I found myself single, that is.

 

Nah what's worse is when a buddy's daughter starts to look hot...

 

Well, the good thing about 40 is I had enough sense to quit drinking at a reasonable time.

In the old days, I would have stayed at it for a few more, and felt like *** the next morning.

 

People always think I'm 7-8 years younger than I am (28). Dunno about 19 off though.

I think I should start my mid-life crisis. First step: procure red sports car.

 

See, I have good alcoholic genes on my dads side so I just drink too much, go to bed at 2 am, and get up for work at 4:30. Only occasionally though.

Turned 43 on March 31st.

"Get off my lawn you young whippersnappers!"

 

41 here. We aren't OLD - we are just Vintage.

 

Congrats gramps