Loki047

iTrader: (6)

The concept is simple. You make a wish and then the next person plays the Genie and grants your wish. But in such a fashion as to make it a broken outcome from your original wish. They then post their own wish.

So for example if I said I wish I had a million dollars

Then the next person could say *poof* receive a million dollars - all at once and all landing on top of you, killing you in an instance. The more creative the twist the better.

Soooo...

I wish for a turbocharged open wheel racer....

kotomile

iTrader: (24)

The turbocharged open-wheel racer appears before you, and promptly runs you over, destroying the car and your intestines.

I wish for peace in the middle east..

samnavy

iTrader: (7)

In a unanimous display of community spirit, two rival gangs in the middle-eastern part of of downtown Norfolk organized a bake sale and gave the proceeds to a local Lesbian rights group.


I wish my wife had bigger ****.

cjernigan

iTrader: (13)

*Poof* Your wife instantly has bigger tit's and the worlds largest *** that came along with her gaining 200 lbs, she can now no longer walk and has to be lifted from the bed with a portable crane.

I wish I instantly had an A in Calculus.

Loki047

iTrader: (6)

*Poof* You have an A, but because of your studious schedule you will never see a vagina or have sex again (at least with women)



I wish my girlfriend was bi.

m2cupcar

iTrader: (5)

*Poof* she is- she prefers other beautiful women and transexuals that are of course still technically men.

I want a life size tinker bell.

samnavy

iTrader: (7)

*Poof* she appears before you but is the biggest ****-tease of all time. She was always hanging around Peter-Pan because but the kinky bitch secretly craves dirty Hook sex.

I wish my girlfriend had bigger ****.

akaryrye

iTrader: (5)

lol best one ever.

Anyway to grant you your wish ... *poof* god damn! those are some nice big ******* your girlfriend has. The geanie then proceeds to take her out to a nice seafood dinner and never calls her again.

I wish we had a leader of our contry who had the ability to make intelligent decisions

samnavy

iTrader: (7)

Aw, snap!

akaryrye

iTrader: (5)

damn i thought it was a bit more obscure than that ... good catch.

airbrush1

poof, we have a leader that can make intelligent decisions..... only problem is..... it's Karl Marx

I wish that whenever I wanted to buy something.... I always had the exact dollar amount in my pocket

miatamad

** poof you get your wish - you have the correct dollar amount. Unfortunately as you were getting the money from your pocket a crain lifting a bed ridden fat chick (see post 4) falls on you knocking the money to the curb and smashing your spine.

I wish that I could last longer than 20 seconds in bed

Savington

iTrader: (31)

"I always had the exact dollar amount in my pocket" ... written on a piece of paper to remind you how poor you are.

I wish I could convince any girl in the world to have sex with me.

Loki047

iTrader: (6)

**Poof you last longer than 20 seconds in bed, unfortunataly you are now allergic to your bed, and while having sex in any other place you still only last 20 seconds.


I wish I was independently wealthy

airbrush1

poof you can convince any girl in the world to have sex with you..... but you pick the wrong one and your ***** rots off...... leaving you too ashamed to convince any more...

I wish I was getting a BJ from Jessica Simpson right now

jayc72

iTrader: (14)

*POOF* Jessica Simpson is sucking your dick right now. But as it turns out she gives the worst head ever, as a result you are turned off women for ever and start sucking dick yourself just to prove that you are better than Jessica Simpson.

I wish I could pull the Jedi Mind Trick and make people do whatever i want.

y8s

iTrader: (8)

POOF you perform the jedi mind trick on a stronger jedi who zaps you with his lightning in retaliation. while cackling.

i wish my rum and coke wasn't mostly ice.

miatamania

iTrader: (9)

*poof* you are now drinking from an endless rum and coke mix, which gets you unbelievably drunk and you start stammering around DC till you pass out and get molested by a homeless dwarf.

I wish I could get some soon.

TheBandit

iTrader: (8)

You instantly get some, unfortunately its with Britney Spears bald ***. You are now the newest sort of daddy to Brit S's chitlin.

I wish my gf would put her *** in my face right now.
-Michael-

getsidewaysd1

*POOF* Your girlfriend sticks her *** in your face and you start to have sex with her. She then turns into your Mom but before you see that it is your mom you bust your nut. Now you have a sister and a kid.

I wish I owned a motor company.