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Old Feb 12, 2008 | 10:35 AM
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I know a good bit of you guys here are married, what plans do you have for your love one?
Old Feb 12, 2008 | 10:37 AM
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i don't make the plans, its my birthday so she better get me some tight *** games or sumthin she said we already have plans to go out somewhere this weekend, this is one of the easier occasions of the year
Old Feb 12, 2008 | 10:41 AM
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A friend just sent me this. I may have to reconsider my just-a-card policy.


Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has just been created.

March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the **** Up Day.'
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it!

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the **** Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March!
It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
Old Feb 12, 2008 | 10:41 AM
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Its your birthday too?
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the 14th is my birthday
just once i'd like a girl to buy me dinner on my birthday (never gonna happen)
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Old Feb 12, 2008 | 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by mazda/nissan
tight *** games
Old Feb 12, 2008 | 11:30 AM
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well my gf has some knee socks and a plaid mini skirt... i'm sure i could figure out some plans.

IF SHE WASNT GOING TO BOSTON FOR WORK...

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Old Feb 12, 2008 | 11:38 AM
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Valentines Day is crap... I'm cooking dinner for her.. but I also bought us a cruise, so I guess that compensates.
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we did v-day last weekend, went to durango for some snowshoeing, star gazing, humping, brewerys, and checking out the ruins at mesa verde.



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Originally Posted by JDMAflac
I know a good bit of you guys here are married, what plans do you have for your love one?

I got my wife a card that says "Total Knock Out" with a picture of Rocky on it!
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in case you didn't believe me...here it is sitting on my desk right here in front of me:
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Old Feb 12, 2008 | 12:50 PM
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I'm going to laugh at all the lemmings who fall into the money pit of this stupid made up holiday...
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Originally Posted by Ben
the 14th is my birthday

It's mine too. Being single on V-day plain sucks ***.



Scott: Im sure she'll love the card
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my wife's birthday is the 16th....stinks... for that she got a card with Stewie on it.
Old Feb 12, 2008 | 02:22 PM
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V-day is just a way to make people spend money (scam). Will probably be working on pre-lab stuff for class the next morning.
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Originally Posted by JDMAflac
It's mine too. Being single on V-day plain sucks ***.



Scott: Im sure she'll love the card
yeah my gf hates valentines day because she has to buy me a present because it is also my birthday... she says its because she feels "guilty" getting gifts on valentines day since i should be getting all of the gifts.... but i don't see her saying "stop spending money on me and more on your car"
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the wife and I never go out on V-day due to the crowds, she knows its little more than a hallmark holiday anyway, so we went out on a "date" to celebrate early..
Old Feb 12, 2008 | 04:37 PM
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Wow, a total of 3 members with the same birth date. I smell conspiracy.
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I just started seeing a girl and we're not really exclusive yet, but she went out of town for 2 months today. I bought her a Leatherdaddy Merman thing which is possibly the most gay thing I've seen on earth but she saw one in San Francisco which she had to have ($20).

She bought tickets to a Dallas Stars game in the good seats($80 each), and gave me a gift cert for a 4-star restaurant ($100)and told me, "if you take a ******* girl she better not be as hot as me." lol
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Originally Posted by JDMAflac
It's mine too. Being single on V-day plain sucks ***.



Scott: Im sure she'll love the card
well if you show up in a bar and can speak, you can get laid. I like V-day.



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